(new) Oh, Pun!

Wow...how cool is this... - (bepatient) - (27) - March 16, 2002, 05:43:17 PM EST

I'll bet you like.. - (Ashton) - March 16, 2002, 07:28:59 PM EST

I didn't see anything - (orion) - (2) - March 16, 2002, 08:49:18 PM EST

rofl -NT - (bepatient) - March 16, 2002, 08:51:13 PM EST

What is the meaning of liff? -NT - (Ashton) - March 16, 2002, 09:35:12 PM EST

You have a low and evil sense of humor - (Silverlock) - (1) - March 17, 2002, 08:30:40 AM EST

*grin* - (bepatient) - March 17, 2002, 09:05:55 AM EST

Thank gawd for headphones -NT - (drewk) - March 18, 2002, 10:12:38 AM EST

I don't get it - (wharris2) - (18) - March 18, 2002, 11:00:14 AM EST

Oh its there. - (bepatient) - (1) - March 18, 2002, 11:15:35 AM EST

You're shittin' me! I ain't buyin' it. -NT - (CRConrad) - March 18, 2002, 11:18:10 AM EST

I think BeeP must have ben kidding. - (CRConrad) - (15) - March 18, 2002, 11:17:13 AM EST

Patience, grasshopper - (drewk) - (14) - March 18, 2002, 11:40:11 AM EST

How long? - (orion) - (7) - March 18, 2002, 02:28:09 PM EST

dear dear. - (bepatient) - (6) - March 18, 2002, 03:03:50 PM EST

Yeah, I kind of suspected... - (CRConrad) - (1) - March 19, 2002, 04:23:59 AM EST

Sorry... - (bepatient) - March 19, 2002, 03:01:52 PM EST

yes I had the sound on - (orion) - (3) - March 19, 2002, 01:18:00 PM EST

Methinks.... - (bepatient) - (1) - March 19, 2002, 03:05:25 PM EST

But that is more of a prank than a joke? - (orion) - March 19, 2002, 08:08:23 PM EST

See below - (Ashton) - March 19, 2002, 05:41:50 PM EST

Bullshit - (wharris2) - (5) - March 18, 2002, 05:25:05 PM EST

See.. this is Why those "burning bushes" n'stuff ... - (Ashton) - March 18, 2002, 07:16:19 PM EST

Hmmm - (bepatient) - (3) - March 18, 2002, 07:30:35 PM EST

Yeah, BeeP - it's really discouraging when - (Ashton) - (2) - March 18, 2002, 07:54:01 PM EST

I know I jumped. :-) -NT - (static) - March 18, 2002, 11:30:35 PM EST

Was... - (bepatient) - March 19, 2002, 12:25:03 PM EST

Have you been talking to my mom?!?! - (SpiceWare) - March 19, 2002, 02:22:27 PM EST

Still tired from the move. - (bepatient) - (1) - March 16, 2002, 05:33:08 PM EST

It's always that way with the more Dismal myths.. - (Ashton) - March 16, 2002, 07:21:12 PM EST

Did he really say that? - (Meerkat) - (9) - March 13, 2002, 06:57:02 PM EST

Hmm, "Gentlemen! Gentlemen!___ fighting in the War Room !!" - (Ashton) - (5) - March 13, 2002, 07:17:17 PM EST

"Dr. Strangelove", of course. Peter Sellers. -NT - (a6l6e6x) - (4) - March 14, 2002, 12:17:49 AM EST

And.. the name of the Pres? (no fair Googling) -NT - (Ashton) - (3) - March 14, 2002, 01:59:13 AM EST

Oh, oh, drawing _____. Must see that classic again. -NT - (a6l6e6x) - March 14, 2002, 11:51:09 AM EST

Merkin? -NT - (tseliot) - (1) - March 23, 2002, 03:16:50 PM EST

Yep, Pres. Merkin Muffley -NT - (Ashton) - March 23, 2002, 11:15:32 PM EST

did you get her number by chance? -NT - (boxley) - (2) - March 14, 2002, 08:49:40 AM EST

...or by intention? OT: Your .sig - (CRConrad) - (1) - March 18, 2002, 04:14:12 AM EST

Ya needed to read the article - (boxley) - March 18, 2002, 10:25:58 AM EST

warning!! - (boxley) - (2) - March 12, 2002, 10:58:52 AM EST

Aka Beer Goggles - (orion) - (1) - March 12, 2002, 01:35:10 PM EST

Ever hear "9 Coronas" by John Mammoser? - (bconnors) - March 12, 2002, 04:35:09 PM EST

The Adventures of Obviousman - (drewk) - (6) - March 12, 2002, 10:56:09 AM EST

The poor Liberals - (orion) - (3) - March 12, 2002, 01:36:38 PM EST

Gosh, Norman - (Ashton) - (2) - March 12, 2002, 05:20:55 PM EST

No duh? - (orion) - (1) - March 13, 2002, 12:14:40 PM EST

My guess is that it was slightly more subtle, - (Ashton) - March 13, 2002, 06:28:21 PM EST

Yup, you beat me to it. - (inthane-chan) - March 12, 2002, 02:55:58 PM EST

Yup, yer right.. - (Ashton) - March 12, 2002, 05:29:46 PM EST

God is watching your posts! - (wharris2) - (33) - March 11, 2002, 07:42:37 PM EST

Oh come on! - (nking) - March 11, 2002, 08:51:21 PM EST

I CATegorically deny that! :) -NT - (a6l6e6x) - March 11, 2002, 10:31:46 PM EST

And? - (Silverlock) - (23) - March 11, 2002, 11:40:55 PM EST

OOOOH! I sense something here - (wharris2) - (22) - March 12, 2002, 02:20:47 AM EST

Yeah, don't like 'em much. - (Silverlock) - (21) - March 12, 2002, 08:42:28 AM EST

Think you're a sofa; furniture has no feelings for'em eithr? -NT - (CRConrad) - March 12, 2002, 09:02:59 AM EST

Cant eatem, dont taste good - (boxley) - (19) - March 12, 2002, 10:46:29 AM EST

I've read a cat does in about 80 birds/year. YMMV. -NT - (a6l6e6x) - (18) - March 12, 2002, 10:49:22 AM EST

Howabout 5 in a two week period? - (inthane-chan) - (17) - March 12, 2002, 03:09:30 PM EST

Agreed. - (admin) - (11) - March 12, 2002, 03:49:59 PM EST

One smart dog - (Meerkat) - (10) - March 12, 2002, 06:43:49 PM EST

Cats are much smarter than many people credit them for. - (inthane-chan) - (9) - March 12, 2002, 08:56:01 PM EST

I saw something possibly contrary to that some months back. - (static) - (7) - March 13, 2002, 05:05:18 AM EST

Agreed. - (inthane-chan) - (1) - March 13, 2002, 09:39:59 AM EST

Maybe it did it on purpose; like getting drunk? -NT - (CRConrad) - March 13, 2002, 09:45:32 AM EST

Intelligence is not so easily characterized - (ben_tilly) - (4) - March 13, 2002, 12:49:05 PM EST

My dog would pass that test. - (Another Scott) - (1) - March 13, 2002, 01:12:50 PM EST

I had those same two dogs - (drewk) - March 13, 2002, 01:24:05 PM EST

My cat's reaction... - (inthane-chan) - March 13, 2002, 01:18:59 PM EST

And you made my point more eloquently than I did! :-) - (static) - March 14, 2002, 06:11:32 AM EST

On whether animals are smart - (drewk) - March 13, 2002, 10:16:08 AM EST

Oh.. thought you were describin homo-sap, there for a moment - (Ashton) - (1) - March 12, 2002, 05:42:02 PM EST

"Dogs come when you call. Cats have an answering machine." -NT - (static) - March 13, 2002, 04:53:21 AM EST

Purring... - (kmself) - (2) - March 13, 2002, 02:22:46 AM EST

Uh, so you want any potential girlfriend to *like* cats... - (CRConrad) - (1) - March 13, 2002, 06:30:50 AM EST

To be is to do, to do is to be.... - (kmself) - March 13, 2002, 01:24:41 PM EST

Taking that at face value.. - (Ashton) - (6) - March 12, 2002, 05:57:30 PM EST

LRPD sez ____"You idiot! WE'RE the People's Front of Judea!" -NT - (Ashton) - March 12, 2002, 06:01:49 PM EST

Minor correction :-) - (wharris2) - (4) - March 12, 2002, 06:14:10 PM EST

Later than that - (kmself) - (3) - March 13, 2002, 02:51:19 AM EST

Which billion? - (wharris2) - (2) - March 13, 2002, 11:08:07 AM EST

An estimate is here. - (Another Scott) - (1) - March 13, 2002, 11:20:16 AM EST

LOL, off by ten millenia! -NT - (wharris2) - March 14, 2002, 12:09:32 PM EST

How To Speak New Zullander - (static) - (11) - March 11, 2002, 04:55:38 PM EST

Funny - I read 'em all out aloud, and... - (CRConrad) - (10) - March 11, 2002, 07:42:58 PM EST

Grrr! :-) - (Meerkat) - March 11, 2002, 08:03:02 PM EST

Here's a tip. - (static) - (1) - March 11, 2002, 08:51:27 PM EST

Farscape - (Silverlock) - March 11, 2002, 11:39:03 PM EST

Re: Funny - I read 'em all out aloud, and... - (pwhysall) - (6) - March 12, 2002, 02:07:32 AM EST

Get 'em both to say 'sixty-six' and listen closely. - (Meerkat) - (5) - March 12, 2002, 06:35:37 PM EST

Well, some o' us luvs ya.. - (Ashton) - (3) - March 12, 2002, 06:54:09 PM EST

Well, I dunno. - (pwhysall) - (1) - March 12, 2002, 07:10:05 PM EST

BBC fine - yup, that other's the Royal-speak which grates. -NT - (Ashton) - March 12, 2002, 08:55:59 PM EST

It's all about broadness - (Meerkat) - March 12, 2002, 08:53:35 PM EST

Possible exageration ahead. - (static) - March 12, 2002, 09:04:03 PM EST

The Chili Judge - (Silverlock) - (5) - March 11, 2002, 11:28:34 AM EST

That takes me back - (nking) - (4) - March 11, 2002, 05:17:45 PM EST

Ah, yes, good old Willy Chili - (wharris2) - (3) - March 11, 2002, 07:52:45 PM EST

Habenaro Pepper - (nking) - (2) - March 11, 2002, 08:49:59 PM EST

Suggestion for new signature - (Silverlock) - March 11, 2002, 11:34:44 PM EST

Peppers and ulcers - (wharris2) - March 12, 2002, 02:15:52 AM EST

The song remains the same - (Silverlock) - (1) - March 11, 2002, 09:15:57 AM EST

Good old boys - (nking) - March 11, 2002, 01:34:28 PM EST

30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid - (bepatient) - (17) - March 6, 2002, 10:23:25 AM EST

sharp as a marble, sandwich shy of a picnic -NT - (boxley) - (2) - March 6, 2002, 10:36:12 AM EST

2 slices short of a loaf - (bepatient) - (1) - March 6, 2002, 10:50:40 AM EST

First in line when they handed out brains ... - (drewk) - March 6, 2002, 11:05:58 AM EST

One flying buttress short of a cathedral -NT - (pwhysall) - (4) - March 6, 2002, 05:01:54 PM EST

As useful as a chocolate teapot. -NT - (Meerkat) - (3) - March 6, 2002, 06:21:17 PM EST

As useful as screen doors on a sumbarine -NT - (altmann) - (2) - March 6, 2002, 08:10:04 PM EST

Sumbarine? :=) As a hamburger without a bun (my contrib) -NT - (wharris2) - (1) - March 7, 2002, 05:39:42 AM EST

As useful as ashtrays on a motorbike -NT - (Mike) - March 7, 2002, 12:42:25 PM EST

Like an apple strudel without the apple - (ben_tilly) - March 7, 2002, 07:41:37 AM EST

Bright as a burnt out lightbulb -NT - (bbronson) - March 7, 2002, 10:14:19 AM EST

He's a T-1 line of pure stupid -NT - (Mike) - March 7, 2002, 12:49:03 PM EST

List I collected years ago (long). - (static) - (3) - March 7, 2002, 09:36:45 PM EST

There are lots of funny ones - (Meerkat) - (2) - March 7, 2002, 10:25:18 PM EST

Don't remember where I got that one from. - (static) - March 7, 2002, 10:41:50 PM EST

No comment - (Yendor) - March 8, 2002, 02:13:32 PM EST

Hooo boy... - (folkert) - March 7, 2002, 09:42:28 PM EST

if brains were chocolate couldnt fill an M&M -NT - (boxley) - March 8, 2002, 08:49:17 AM EST

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