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New Re: Funny - I read 'em all out aloud, and...
ObAOL: Me Too.

We have a kiwi and a roo here at work, and I can't tell the difference, accent-wise.

Must be some weird antipodean thing.


Peter
Shill For Hire
[link|http://www.kuro5hin.org|There is no K5 Cabal]
New Get 'em both to say 'sixty-six' and listen closely.
But I can understand - I was watching 'six days seven nights' (or t'other way round?) on the telly recently (Why? I don't know, but it was ok). Anyway, Temuera Morrison (fab NZ actor) was in it for a short time - he didn't have much to say, and I thought at first he was Australian. So, it happens to the best of us :)

The prime difference that we .au dwellers of our friends in .nz is that, per Wades post, the NZ accent tends to 'flatten' the vowel sounds - so nearly every short vowel sound is somewhere between 'uh' and 'eh'. Hence, the stereotyped taunts of 'suxty sux', 'fush and chups' etc heard in the broaded NZ accent.

But yeah, differences between .au and .nz perhaps not as distinctive as those between a Texan and a Noo Yorker, or a resident from Devon and one from Manchester.
Meerkat is some weird antipodean thing.
New Well, some o' us luvs ya..
As a refreshing change from the polished, homogenized so-as not-to-offend Anyone (and piss off legions) - smarmy uniform voice-inflections of our infamous Talking Heads (Corp Tee Vee, Govmint or Pundit).

Funny thing tho - Brit-speak, especially the Royals' highly-refined skewed vowels and such -- seem about as grating, for being so obviously a product of the Class madness from all that History. Dunno about Oz and environs: are there remaining echoes of (intentional) Class-speak -- such as determine one's fate in your own Corporate orthodoxy?

(My guess.. would be - that the origins of your locals, bein er anti-Authoritarian! - to say the least - might have attenuated this preposterous habit of evaluating individuals on the basis of voice-nuances. Is that Pollyannish of me?)


Ashton
New Well, I dunno.
BBC English, which is accepted as The Right Way To Speak It, doesn't grate on me at all. What the royals and the aristocracy speak is hyperlect, which most definitely isn't correct English ("I shall take these trisers into the hise.")

As for my accent grating, well, you'll just have to ask Karsten about that :-)


Peter
Shill For Hire
[link|http://www.kuro5hin.org|There is no K5 Cabal]
New BBC fine - yup, that other's the Royal-speak which grates.
New It's all about broadness
Of the accent, that is. If any 'class' was to be derived, that's how it'd be done. Umm... very rough way of working it out - the broader your oz accent, the longer it takes you to say 'yeah'. :-)

But then again, just because you're talking to someone who's wearing stubbies and a singlet, and draws out his 'yairs' to five seconds, doesn't mean they're not a multi-millionaire. there was a quote from someone famous along those lines - something like 'Say you meet an Australian and he's wearing a pair of shorts and a moth-eaten t-shirt, dishevelled and looking like tramp. He may be a tramp. Then again, he may be a multi-millionaire'.

I've not met too many millionaires, but I can vouch for that statement - lack of pretence is a Good Thing.
On and on and on and on,
and on and on and on goes John.
New Possible exageration ahead.
Meerkat's examples may work better for those with northern accents if you shorten the vowels lots. E.g. "fuhsh n chuhps".

The NZ vowels get more pronounced the further south you go. That is, a native of Dunedin will sound different from a resident of Auckland, but the latter will sound Aussie to most US and UK listeners.

Wade, who is currently reading a book about how the English language has developed.

"All around me are nothing but fakes
Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"

     How To Speak New Zullander - (static) - (11)
         Funny - I read 'em all out aloud, and... - (CRConrad) - (10)
             Grrr! :-) - (Meerkat)
             Here's a tip. - (static) - (1)
                 Farscape - (Silverlock)
             Re: Funny - I read 'em all out aloud, and... - (pwhysall) - (6)
                 Get 'em both to say 'sixty-six' and listen closely. - (Meerkat) - (5)
                     Well, some o' us luvs ya.. - (Ashton) - (3)
                         Well, I dunno. - (pwhysall) - (1)
                             BBC fine - yup, that other's the Royal-speak which grates. -NT - (Ashton)
                         It's all about broadness - (Meerkat)
                     Possible exageration ahead. - (static)

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