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Post #31,899
by Ashton
3/12/02 5:42:02 PM
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New Oh.. thought you were describin homo-sap, there for a moment
..as to the smelly and too-big part.

I agree.. cats, like dogs, have an effect on the infantile homo-sap emotional center; tend to soothe. Dogs are loved because they are so.. Servile! *YOU* are the center of Their Universe.. as: to no sentient fellow homo-s.

Cats OTOH are utterly independent, 'Servile' only when reminding You about the Time for Dinner, yet while seeking the warmth of a lap - give the impression that Your Lap really IS #1 (!)

Never mind efforts to figure-out Anything pleasurable, unless yer runnin fer Pope (or now: Attorney General).



Ashton
Post #31,972
by static
Picture of static
3/13/02 4:53:21 AM
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New "Dogs come when you call. Cats have an answering machine."

"All around me are nothing but fakes
Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
     God is watching your posts! - (wharris2) - (33) - March 11, 2002, 07:42:37 PM EST
         Oh come on! - (nking) - March 11, 2002, 08:51:21 PM EST
         I CATegorically deny that! :) -NT - (a6l6e6x) - March 11, 2002, 10:31:46 PM EST
         And? - (Silverlock) - (23) - March 11, 2002, 11:40:55 PM EST
             OOOOH! I sense something here - (wharris2) - (22) - March 12, 2002, 02:20:47 AM EST
                 Yeah, don't like 'em much. - (Silverlock) - (21) - March 12, 2002, 08:42:28 AM EST
                     Think you're a sofa; furniture has no feelings for'em eithr? -NT - (CRConrad) - March 12, 2002, 09:02:59 AM EST
                     Cant eatem, dont taste good - (boxley) - (19) - March 12, 2002, 10:46:29 AM EST
                         I've read a cat does in about 80 birds/year. YMMV. -NT - (a6l6e6x) - (18) - March 12, 2002, 10:49:22 AM EST
                             Howabout 5 in a two week period? - (inthane-chan) - (17) - March 12, 2002, 03:09:30 PM EST
                                 Agreed. - (admin) - (11) - March 12, 2002, 03:49:59 PM EST
                                     One smart dog - (Meerkat) - (10) - March 12, 2002, 06:43:49 PM EST
                                         Cats are much smarter than many people credit them for. - (inthane-chan) - (9) - March 12, 2002, 08:56:01 PM EST
                                             I saw something possibly contrary to that some months back. - (static) - (7) - March 13, 2002, 05:05:18 AM EST
                                                 Agreed. - (inthane-chan) - (1) - March 13, 2002, 09:39:59 AM EST
                                                     Maybe it did it on purpose; like getting drunk? -NT - (CRConrad) - March 13, 2002, 09:45:32 AM EST
                                                 Intelligence is not so easily characterized - (ben_tilly) - (4) - March 13, 2002, 12:49:05 PM EST
                                                     My dog would pass that test. - (Another Scott) - (1) - March 13, 2002, 01:12:50 PM EST
                                                         I had those same two dogs - (drewk) - March 13, 2002, 01:24:05 PM EST
                                                     My cat's reaction... - (inthane-chan) - March 13, 2002, 01:18:59 PM EST
                                                     And you made my point more eloquently than I did! :-) - (static) - March 14, 2002, 06:11:32 AM EST
                                             On whether animals are smart - (drewk) - March 13, 2002, 10:16:08 AM EST
                                 Oh.. thought you were describin homo-sap, there for a moment - (Ashton) - (1) - March 12, 2002, 05:42:02 PM EST
                                     "Dogs come when you call. Cats have an answering machine." -NT - (static) - March 13, 2002, 04:53:21 AM EST
                                 Purring... - (kmself) - (2) - March 13, 2002, 02:22:46 AM EST
                                     Uh, so you want any potential girlfriend to *like* cats... - (CRConrad) - (1) - March 13, 2002, 06:30:50 AM EST
                                         To be is to do, to do is to be.... - (kmself) - March 13, 2002, 01:24:41 PM EST
         Taking that at face value.. - (Ashton) - (6) - March 12, 2002, 05:57:30 PM EST
             LRPD sez ____"You idiot! WE'RE the People's Front of Judea!" -NT - (Ashton) - March 12, 2002, 06:01:49 PM EST
             Minor correction :-) - (wharris2) - (4) - March 12, 2002, 06:14:10 PM EST
                 Later than that - (kmself) - (3) - March 13, 2002, 02:51:19 AM EST
                     Which billion? - (wharris2) - (2) - March 13, 2002, 11:08:07 AM EST
                         An estimate is here. - (Another Scott) - (1) - March 13, 2002, 11:20:16 AM EST
                             LOL, off by ten millenia! -NT - (wharris2) - March 14, 2002, 12:09:32 PM EST

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