Back in my more paranoid days, not so many years ago, I had a Luger in a fleece lined pouch tucked between my matress and headboard. It was loaded and chambered.
errmmm, was that a typo? You meant to type: not so many weeks ago
Naw, I am just about ready to go get a membership @ the gun-shop and firing range the just opened up a couple of weeks ago.
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