all of the sleazys checking on their baby mommas. Started a jacket on you because you told them to fuck off down the road in public. The real problem, humans having access to that kind of data.
Oh hey, you can't search that without a supervisor signoff and a warrant.
Okay, but the mount won't stay up
Then do whatever you have to do, here is the root password and by the way, rm -rf the logs so they can't tell why we went down. I need my job security