Altering the Offical Word of God could be theologically justified by delegating updates and maintenance to human churches. Strikes me as a sensible thing for any god to do.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
- Mark Renton, Trainspotting.
OmiGawd.. what. if.
There's a Trojan in the roll-up updates d/l?
or.. the Vitriol/Nastiness Fixpack-66 has a bad switch setting, from: maybe to Always.
(or even, the Faith/Fear toggle randomly flips, when in a pipe organ sound field?)
Not to mention .. a medium gone bad :-\\