The La Cucaracha comic strip in the Los Angeles Times is running a series entitled Latino Cupid. In this mornings edition, the Latino Cupid says:

"Muchachos! The ladies HATE Jerks! These days you must become a sensitive, caring metrosexual type. Take out the Trash, Wear a sun dress. Be a "Girlie Man". Then give your lady my pnone number, 555-JERK."