Rand gets on a small jet provided by Soros to go to a meeting in new york to discuss disenfranchising the midwest. A roiling thunderstorm forces the jet down down in southern Indiana. The locals who live there surround the plane and when they are discussing whether to lynch him or sodomize him and then lynch him he is rescued by a black gay redneck in a ford 150. Using heroics and battling small town whitebred shitheels determined to have their way they arrive in Chicago when the f150 is shot out from under them. Using public transportation to go thru the southside of Chicago he makes it to the airport. After thanking his rescuer Rand boards a jet to fly back to oakland and swears to never travel again. then the clinton foundation calls.