Ketchup on an All Beef Hot Dog (2 things wrong there)

Going to Sunday Morning Worship Service. (You can Worship any time except for a gathering)

Sex with the lights on.

Old White men *MUST* wear decent clothes... a tshirt, shorts, argyle socks and black dress shoes. Same goes for Old White women... plus a NO-BRAZIER! MUST ALL BE blended fibers!

There are others I can come up with.