Oh stop yerself!
Actually, its really quite simple:
So you're good at forgetting things
How do you word that on your resume? ;)
You simply say you're over 50! ;-)
jb4
"We continue to live in a world where all our know-how is locked into binary files in an unknown format. If our documents are our corporate memory, Microsoft still has us all condemned to Alzheimer's."
Simon Phipps, SUN Microsystems