But either way: you get to be led by the likes of a Cheney-Shrub; Icons to Look UpTo.

Apparently, after some population number N is reached:
you can simply write a script - and make everybody Feel Successful.
Long enough to ~'vote', anyway. (No longer is Soma needed in the water supply.)

I aver that we are quite past N and the scripts are now, er Turing complete?