Yeah, I majored in animal husbandry . . .

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by Andrew Grygus

10/22/05 8:03:43 PM

Yeah, I majored in animal husbandry . . .

. . 'till they caught me at it. They told me I had to transfer to the State College of Agriculture up in Logan for that sort of thing, but I decided to leave Utah entirely. Great state though, only state where you can marry as many sheep as you want.

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Busy busy - (bionerd) - (115) - Oct. 18, 2005, 03:09:01 PM EDT

Oh don't say that - (drewk) - Oct. 18, 2005, 03:46:06 PM EDT

Those tired old office cronies... - (bepatient) - Oct. 18, 2005, 03:47:26 PM EDT

Shouldn't that be . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Oct. 18, 2005, 04:20:30 PM EDT

Great! But take care of your feet. - (Another Scott) - (2) - Oct. 18, 2005, 04:35:27 PM EDT

Great minds.. - (Ashton) - Oct. 18, 2005, 05:19:35 PM EDT

Not to worry - (bionerd) - Oct. 18, 2005, 06:20:13 PM EDT

You go, Girl! - (imqwerky) - Oct. 18, 2005, 06:07:34 PM EDT

no klacking please we're thinking... - (cforde) - (106) - Oct. 19, 2005, 01:18:06 AM EDT

Sorry, I'll try to klack quietly - (bionerd) - (105) - Oct. 19, 2005, 09:52:06 AM EDT

all these years I thought the only reason ya'll wore em - (boxley) - Oct. 19, 2005, 09:55:17 AM EDT

It is not impossible - (ben_tilly) - (2) - Oct. 19, 2005, 10:01:45 AM EDT

yeah, but that hurts even more. -NT - (bionerd) - (1) - Oct. 19, 2005, 10:06:07 AM EDT

But it gets a nice swivel going -NT - (drewk) - Oct. 19, 2005, 10:11:08 AM EDT

I doubt most men here wear ties to work -NT - (tonytib) - (9) - Oct. 19, 2005, 12:43:21 PM EDT

My current job has taught me the following mantra: - (Yendor) - (1) - Oct. 19, 2005, 01:25:10 PM EDT

may you be gainfully employed as long as you wish -NT - (boxley) - Oct. 19, 2005, 03:10:30 PM EDT

I figure the tie allows me to bill . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (2) - Oct. 19, 2005, 01:18:37 PM EDT

So how much is the Helmet & Cigar worth? -NT - (ChrisR) - (1) - Oct. 19, 2005, 01:22:33 PM EDT

Priceless -NT - (Andrew Grygus) - Oct. 19, 2005, 01:26:59 PM EDT

Yes for office, no for site -NT - (pwhysall) - Oct. 19, 2005, 08:58:26 PM EDT

Men have worn ties in every office I've worked in - (bionerd) - (2) - Oct. 20, 2005, 09:19:56 AM EDT

Re: Men have worn ties... - (rcareaga) - (1) - Oct. 20, 2005, 08:29:34 PM EDT

Run! . . . Oh, never mind. -NT - (Silverlock) - Oct. 20, 2005, 11:23:18 PM EDT

I haven't worn a tie for over 9 years - (cforde) - (90) - Oct. 21, 2005, 12:28:52 AM EDT

Yes - (Andrew Grygus) - (2) - Oct. 20, 2005, 02:08:43 AM EDT

Bravo!!!! - (bionerd) - Oct. 20, 2005, 09:17:53 AM EDT

Wahka Wahka Wahka! - (imqwerky) - Oct. 20, 2005, 02:12:28 PM EDT

Last two places I've worked don't require ties. - (Meerkat) - (86) - Oct. 20, 2005, 08:11:22 AM EDT

Ties are designed to go out of fashion whether worn or not. - (Another Scott) - (85) - Oct. 20, 2005, 08:16:05 AM EDT

Thanks to 'casual Friday'... - (Meerkat) - (84) - Oct. 20, 2005, 08:20:53 AM EDT

:-) -NT - (Another Scott) - Oct. 20, 2005, 08:25:12 AM EDT

A man in a sharp suit and tie - (bionerd) - (82) - Oct. 20, 2005, 09:27:53 AM EDT

once had an white silk suit - (boxley) - (7) - Oct. 20, 2005, 11:19:11 AM EDT

Why on earth would you have a white silk suit? - (bionerd) - (6) - Oct. 20, 2005, 11:49:03 AM EDT

70's think Truman Capote meets Carlo Gambino -NT - (boxley) - (5) - Oct. 20, 2005, 11:55:04 AM EDT

The book! -NT - (inthane-chan) - (2) - Oct. 20, 2005, 12:02:24 PM EDT

The look, not the meeting of two literary giants - (boxley) - Oct. 20, 2005, 12:05:06 PM EDT

Why not?If the story is good,then the more of it the better! -NT - (CRConrad) - Oct. 20, 2005, 04:05:05 PM EDT

Ooooo foxy! -NT - (bionerd) - (1) - Oct. 20, 2005, 02:24:14 PM EDT

Ewww, creepy -NT - (drewk) - Oct. 20, 2005, 02:29:08 PM EDT

I feel like I'm being strangled when I wear a tie -NT - (ben_tilly) - (73) - Oct. 20, 2005, 04:23:07 PM EDT

I feel businesslike when I'm wearing one. - (pwhysall) - (13) - Oct. 21, 2005, 04:46:12 AM EDT

Ditto - (jbrabeck) - (1) - Oct. 20, 2005, 05:44:08 PM EDT

So they become ties in the full moon? -NT - (drewk) - Oct. 20, 2005, 04:56:14 PM EDT

Yeah, well, but isn't that a *stupid* feeling? - (CRConrad) - (9) - Oct. 21, 2005, 02:20:19 AM EDT

If you're get'n strangled . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Oct. 21, 2005, 04:14:18 AM EDT

Not at all. - (pwhysall) - (6) - Oct. 21, 2005, 04:52:20 AM EDT

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring. :-D -NT - (Another Scott) - Oct. 21, 2005, 08:06:15 AM EDT

Clean Coveralls with a nametag give the same impression of - (boxley) - (2) - Oct. 21, 2005, 09:45:45 AM EDT

On the shop floor, sure. -NT - (pwhysall) - Oct. 21, 2005, 09:57:23 AM EDT

And you can collect the brooms people hand you. -NT - (Andrew Grygus) - Oct. 21, 2005, 11:26:35 AM EDT

The "opening your mouth" comment is more true there - (ben_tilly) - (1) - Oct. 21, 2005, 01:22:11 PM EDT

Thing of the past, by and large. -NT - (pwhysall) - Oct. 21, 2005, 04:15:38 PM EDT

Appearances matter. 24 kB .imgs. - (Another Scott) - Oct. 21, 2005, 08:05:07 AM EDT

For me it's a matter of habit. - (ChrisR) - Oct. 21, 2005, 12:01:51 PM EDT

You are -NT - (broomberg) - (3) - Oct. 20, 2005, 04:42:05 PM EDT

Only if you let it be that way. - (pwhysall) - (2) - Oct. 20, 2005, 04:59:46 PM EDT

pehaps its comfortable because you have a neck :0 -NT - (boxley) - (1) - Oct. 20, 2005, 08:01:49 PM EDT

More likely a pencil neck -NT - (broomberg) - Oct. 20, 2005, 08:58:34 PM EDT

I'm so used to it I don't notice it. - (Andrew Grygus) - Oct. 20, 2005, 04:42:55 PM EDT

Know the feeling. - (Another Scott) - (2) - Oct. 20, 2005, 04:48:01 PM EDT

Get ONE nice fitted shirt for those special occassions. - (jbrabeck) - Oct. 20, 2005, 04:51:13 PM EDT

I'm with ya. - (Yendor) - Oct. 20, 2005, 05:04:45 PM EDT

Your instincts are functioning normally, then.. Ties Kill - (Ashton) - (50) - Oct. 20, 2005, 04:50:12 PM EDT

It is not exaggerated - (ben_tilly) - (49) - Oct. 20, 2005, 05:23:11 PM EDT

Try wearing a bra - (bionerd) - (48) - Oct. 20, 2005, 05:55:14 PM EDT

Well I don't insist that women wear bras... -NT - (ben_tilly) - Oct. 20, 2005, 06:01:52 PM EDT

So what kind of bra is required for business wear? - (tonytib) - (45) - Oct. 20, 2005, 06:34:28 PM EDT

You're just looking to improve your work fantasies. -NT - (ben_tilly) - (43) - Oct. 20, 2005, 07:02:29 PM EDT

Nope, just curious - (tonytib) - (42) - Oct. 20, 2005, 07:11:47 PM EDT

Since you asked - (bionerd) - (41) - Oct. 21, 2005, 10:00:07 AM EDT

Pah. - (admin) - (32) - Oct. 21, 2005, 10:14:03 AM EDT

You iron? - (bionerd) - (31) - Oct. 21, 2005, 10:24:23 AM EDT

irons are needed for tshirt transfers only -NT - (boxley) - Oct. 21, 2005, 11:36:48 AM EDT

Have to ask - (jbrabeck) - (20) - Oct. 21, 2005, 11:38:30 AM EDT

Nobody did. - (bionerd) - (19) - Oct. 21, 2005, 01:50:23 PM EDT

You think none of us ever "knew" Catholic girls? -NT - (drewk) - (17) - Oct. 21, 2005, 01:54:06 PM EDT

Well, nobody knew me until I was 20. -NT - (bionerd) - (11) - Oct. 21, 2005, 03:44:35 PM EDT

*CRACKLE*That's a TMI violation in sector 4-b*POP* -NT - (inthane-chan) - (9) - Oct. 21, 2005, 05:08:56 PM EDT

Double standard! Double standard! - (bionerd) - (8) - Oct. 22, 2005, 10:57:33 AM EDT

No, there's nothing standard about the Box -NT - (drewk) - Oct. 22, 2005, 11:43:50 AM EDT

we just didnt want to know about all that wasted time, - (boxley) - Oct. 22, 2005, 12:29:58 PM EDT

So.... - (bepatient) - Oct. 22, 2005, 12:36:32 PM EDT

I got tired of being offended by him a long time ago -NT - (ben_tilly) - Oct. 22, 2005, 03:55:46 PM EDT

Re: Double standard! Biker bashing! - (Ashton) - (2) - Oct. 22, 2005, 06:09:10 PM EDT

Yeah, I majored in animal husbandry . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Oct. 22, 2005, 08:03:43 PM EDT

On the contrary - (bionerd) - Oct. 23, 2005, 03:34:47 PM EDT

Nope. - (inthane-chan) - Oct. 24, 2005, 11:05:15 AM EDT

Now I have Lyle Lovett running through my head... - (ben_tilly) - Oct. 21, 2005, 05:13:42 PM EDT

Irish Catholic girls....... ah.... the memories..... ;-) -NT - (n3jja) - (2) - Oct. 21, 2005, 06:36:22 PM EDT

Where are they now? Will they all take a bow! - (bepatient) - Oct. 21, 2005, 06:45:30 PM EDT

Agreed -NT - (broomberg) - Oct. 21, 2005, 08:56:11 PM EDT

Let's hear it for my German Catholic brethren. - (imqwerky) - (1) - Oct. 22, 2005, 01:27:45 AM EDT

Not like les quebecois - (jake123) - Oct. 22, 2005, 08:07:11 PM EDT

And I was a good Catholic boy... ;-) -NT - (jbrabeck) - Oct. 21, 2005, 02:09:24 PM EDT

Every (work) day. - (Meerkat) - (8) - Oct. 21, 2005, 08:55:48 PM EDT

That's what I did when I had to - (ben_tilly) - Oct. 21, 2005, 09:33:26 PM EDT

spend a couple of pence on wrinkle free shirts - (boxley) - (3) - Oct. 21, 2005, 10:35:44 PM EDT

Yick - (broomberg) - Oct. 21, 2005, 11:07:26 PM EDT

Or buy that Downy wrinkle release spray - (bionerd) - (1) - Oct. 22, 2005, 10:47:24 AM EDT

But it doesn't do creases - (drewk) - Oct. 22, 2005, 11:47:19 AM EDT

I don't mind ironing a basketful. - (static) - (2) - Oct. 23, 2005, 10:28:59 PM EDT

Actually find it rather relaxing - (bepatient) - (1) - Oct. 24, 2005, 08:19:01 AM EDT

*nod* - (static) - Oct. 24, 2005, 11:10:28 PM EDT

Panty lines? Isn't that a reason for thongs? - (tonytib) - (7) - Oct. 21, 2005, 02:21:45 PM EDT

Thongs! Dont you even get me started on thongs! - (bionerd) - (6) - Oct. 21, 2005, 03:32:44 PM EDT

Off topic - (Silverlock) - Oct. 21, 2005, 03:48:21 PM EDT

I'll ask - (tonytib) - (4) - Oct. 21, 2005, 03:50:42 PM EDT

Really big what? -NT - (jbrabeck) - Oct. 21, 2005, 04:07:23 PM EDT

Flip flops? I thought we were talking about bras. -NT - (drewk) - (2) - Oct. 21, 2005, 04:32:32 PM EDT

bras hold the flip flops -NT - (boxley) - (1) - Oct. 21, 2005, 06:42:29 PM EDT

thats a sign of age! -NT - (bepatient) - Oct. 21, 2005, 06:44:28 PM EDT

Preferred by CIEIOS everywhere - - (Ashton) - Oct. 20, 2005, 07:27:10 PM EDT

If it'll get me a raise, hm. -NT - (Silverlock) - Oct. 20, 2005, 11:25:17 PM EDT

Go, Laura, go! -NT - (a6l6e6x) - Oct. 23, 2005, 05:52:49 PM EDT

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