krove possesses the instincts and dissembling *talents of the Sainted Herr G\ufffdbbels - the originator of the Official Ministry of Propaganda. This here's a pup, with Human Events quips stirred into his pabulum, early on.



* He got Shrub his first non- direct-PrescottBushDynasty sinecure: the cushy
[we don't give Governors no power here, so they ain't gots much To Do]
Texas Governorship. krove has been a limpet on the head of that eel, every day since. How's That! - for parlaying a career in Rush-style dissembling into the Acme of World-Class Dissembling! {applause}

{encore} Wait'll ya hear about the emergency Iran invasion ..
[never mind those bread lines; this is about Freedom]