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Post #237,870 by boxley 12/13/05 8:33:28 AM Reply	keep a spatula on your dashboard when asked, say its for the Aunt Jemima treatment. Curiousity will get you laid almost as oftem as spite. thanx, bill "the reason people don't buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfly, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 49 years. meep questions, help? [link\|mailto:pappas@catholic.org\|email pappas at catholic.org]
Post #237,946 by imqwerky 12/13/05 6:38:11 PM Reply	God, how I love a good pervert ;-) "It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
Post #238,104 by lincoln 12/14/05 11:00:15 PM Reply	Re: God, how I love a good pervert ;-) (new thread) Created as new thread #238103 titled [link\|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=238103\|Re: God, how I love a good pervert ;-)] lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. [link\|mailto:bconnors@ev1.net\|contact me]

New car work good. - (Andrew Grygus) - (131) - Dec. 10, 2005, 09:48:35 PM EST

:-) Excellent. -NT - (Another Scott) - (1) - Dec. 10, 2005, 10:09:19 PM EST

Smithers -NT - (broomberg) - Dec. 10, 2005, 11:02:15 PM EST

Schwing. -NT - (admin) - Dec. 10, 2005, 11:06:29 PM EST

job: check, car: check, cooks: check, .... -NT - (cforde) - (3) - Dec. 11, 2005, 03:43:00 AM EST

The next stage is when she checks out how big his - (jake123) - (1) - Dec. 11, 2005, 08:09:41 AM EST

I wonder if she's a Druish Princess named Vespa? -NT - (n3jja) - Dec. 11, 2005, 01:02:39 PM EST

Yeah, it's like going for a job . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Dec. 11, 2005, 01:12:24 PM EST

good doins, -NT - (boxley) - Dec. 11, 2005, 10:18:02 AM EST

Good luck -NT - (ben_tilly) - Dec. 11, 2005, 12:54:51 PM EST

It is well that I am married\ufffd - (rcareaga) - (1) - Dec. 11, 2005, 03:17:08 PM EST

Ahhh, one of the !GOOD years. - (folkert) - Dec. 12, 2005, 10:57:42 AM EST

Also, don't forget that women find a man with an... - (a6l6e6x) - Dec. 11, 2005, 05:43:25 PM EST

Weeee! - (imqwerky) - (118) - Dec. 11, 2005, 09:22:40 PM EST

Well, it just ain't to be. - (Andrew Grygus) - (117) - Dec. 12, 2005, 05:30:51 AM EST

Wining them is easy.Just keep pouring until they say stop... - (CRConrad) - (1) - Dec. 12, 2005, 02:48:34 AM EST

OK, so it looked wrong both ways and I was tired. -NT - (Andrew Grygus) - Dec. 12, 2005, 05:29:04 AM EST

But, on the other hand . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (108) - Dec. 13, 2005, 12:32:11 AM EST

keep a spatula on your dashboard - (boxley) - (2) - Dec. 13, 2005, 08:33:28 AM EST

God, how I love a good pervert ;-) -NT - (imqwerky) - (1) - Dec. 13, 2005, 06:38:11 PM EST

Re: God, how I love a good pervert ;-) (new thread) - (lincoln) - Dec. 14, 2005, 11:00:15 PM EST

Book recommendation - (tuberculosis) - (3) - Dec. 13, 2005, 01:22:50 PM EST

Hmmmmmm . . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Dec. 13, 2005, 03:02:33 PM EST

From a review: - (Arkadiy) - (1) - Dec. 18, 2005, 12:17:47 PM EST

Well, my copy hasn't arrived yet . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Dec. 18, 2005, 02:59:45 PM EST

I found it seems to be whether they think you're after them. - (static) - (100) - Dec. 15, 2005, 06:13:50 PM EST

Yeah, that's part of the 'treat 'em like dirt' thing. - (Andrew Grygus) - (99) - Dec. 15, 2005, 08:46:10 PM EST

its not your idealizm you want squeezed :-) -NT - (boxley) - (1) - Dec. 15, 2005, 10:20:19 PM EST

Yeah, but according to current literature . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Dec. 15, 2005, 10:39:35 PM EST

FWIW, all women aren't like that. - (Another Scott) - (11) - Dec. 15, 2005, 11:22:19 PM EST

Yeah, I'm work'n on that . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (10) - Dec. 15, 2005, 11:32:02 PM EST

Start with insulting them - (broomberg) - (9) - Dec. 15, 2005, 11:34:33 PM EST

That appears to be the essential point. - (Andrew Grygus) - Dec. 15, 2005, 11:47:44 PM EST

I dunno... - (Another Scott) - (7) - Dec. 15, 2005, 11:51:54 PM EST

Hey! You're being reasonable when . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (6) - Dec. 16, 2005, 12:21:42 AM EST

Kinda like taking any job when unemployed - (broomberg) - Dec. 16, 2005, 06:44:42 AM EST

are you narrowing choices by color weight accents? - (boxley) - (4) - Dec. 16, 2005, 10:04:32 AM EST

Well, here's my preferences . . you tell me. - (Andrew Grygus) - (3) - Dec. 16, 2005, 10:38:34 AM EST

well you really are not representative of "white" culture - (boxley) - Dec. 16, 2005, 11:42:45 AM EST

Chinese probably not good match - (tonytib) - (1) - Dec. 20, 2005, 03:57:00 PM EST

no they prefer their men pw'ed - (boxley) - Dec. 20, 2005, 06:25:59 PM EST

exact opposite - (Steve Lowe) - (1) - Dec. 16, 2005, 03:35:35 AM EST

:-) -NT - (Another Scott) - Dec. 16, 2005, 07:45:05 AM EST

Crap, crap, and more crap - (bionerd) - (81) - Dec. 16, 2005, 10:56:19 AM EST

We'll be anxiously awaiting :-) -NT - (boxley) - Dec. 16, 2005, 11:43:16 AM EST

Lemme get my flack jacket . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (79) - Dec. 16, 2005, 12:07:00 PM EST

I was recently talking - (imric) - (8) - Dec. 16, 2005, 12:41:23 PM EST

When you make those millions - (bepatient) - (3) - Dec. 16, 2005, 12:53:00 PM EST

we need a design for the t-shirt - (boxley) - Dec. 16, 2005, 12:58:06 PM EST

Oh - I will. - (imric) - (1) - Dec. 16, 2005, 12:59:31 PM EST

Don't bother ... I don't need it any more -NT - (drewk) - Dec. 16, 2005, 01:50:45 PM EST

Exactly the situation. - (Andrew Grygus) - (3) - Dec. 16, 2005, 02:00:49 PM EST

I think it is a matter of numbers and no fear of rejection - (broomberg) - (2) - Dec. 16, 2005, 04:32:00 PM EST

Bill Hicks said/sang it best - (Silverlock) - (1) - Dec. 16, 2005, 09:02:55 PM EST

paragraph 2 smackgobs me - (boxley) - Dec. 16, 2005, 09:13:49 PM EST

Andrew, my darling... - (bionerd) - (69) - Dec. 20, 2005, 09:38:18 AM EST

ICLRPD (new thread) - (Steve Lowe) - Dec. 20, 2005, 10:57:06 AM EST

Aww come-on . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (12) - Dec. 20, 2005, 11:10:25 AM EST

Did they find the man they wanted... - (pwhysall) - (1) - Dec. 20, 2005, 11:15:13 AM EST

I deal with the women too . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Dec. 20, 2005, 12:37:38 PM EST

All of it. Ignore all of it. - (bionerd) - (9) - Dec. 20, 2005, 03:37:58 PM EST

*grin* - (imric) - Dec. 20, 2005, 04:00:00 PM EST

Re: All of it. Ignore all of it. - (Andrew Grygus) - Dec. 20, 2005, 10:34:30 PM EST

Oh bull - (broomberg) - Dec. 20, 2005, 10:39:36 PM EST

Oh, I don't want to actually . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (5) - Dec. 21, 2005, 12:36:52 AM EST

My ex-fiance says - (imric) - (4) - Dec. 21, 2005, 07:10:00 AM EST

And there, of course, lies a problem. - (Andrew Grygus) - Dec. 21, 2005, 01:48:57 PM EST

fiance, eh? - (pwhysall) - (2) - Dec. 21, 2005, 01:58:30 PM EST

Yeah, yeah - so I dropped the extra e. - (imric) - (1) - Dec. 21, 2005, 02:18:13 PM EST

ICLRPD (new thread) - (jb4) - Dec. 21, 2005, 05:02:59 PM EST

Being a jerk certainly doesn't seem to be a turn-off - (imric) - (44) - Dec. 20, 2005, 12:07:49 PM EST

It is also necessary . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (41) - Dec. 20, 2005, 12:39:11 PM EST

Bull. -NT - (bionerd) - (40) - Dec. 20, 2005, 03:45:11 PM EST

Well, I'm glad to see you're feeling better. -NT - (Andrew Grygus) - (39) - Dec. 20, 2005, 10:35:26 PM EST

I wish. - (bionerd) - (38) - Dec. 22, 2005, 04:20:15 PM EST

Hang in there, L. Drink ginger ale if you can - often helps. -NT - (Another Scott) - (1) - Dec. 22, 2005, 04:24:30 PM EST

Have been. - (bionerd) - Dec. 22, 2005, 04:28:24 PM EST

But, but, but . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (15) - Dec. 22, 2005, 07:19:41 PM EST

You may have won the battle - (bionerd) - (14) - Dec. 22, 2005, 08:19:29 PM EST

No no no. It's Ashton who does the dance. cha cha cha. -NT - (jbrabeck) - (6) - Dec. 22, 2005, 11:00:04 PM EST

Ya, but . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (5) - Dec. 23, 2005, 12:00:58 AM EST

No need for the suit - (bionerd) - (4) - Dec. 23, 2005, 08:36:55 AM EST

Well, I got out the drum and did a few . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (2) - Dec. 23, 2005, 12:57:35 PM EST

I am so *pretty* - (bionerd) - (1) - Dec. 23, 2005, 12:31:02 PM EST

Done - but . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Dec. 23, 2005, 01:03:38 PM EST

yabut - (jbrabeck) - Dec. 23, 2005, 11:13:50 AM EST

Those are her words, but what are her actions? -NT - (tonytib) - (6) - Dec. 22, 2005, 11:56:19 PM EST

That will be revealed in the fullness of time . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Dec. 23, 2005, 03:10:14 AM EST

oh ye of little faith... - (bionerd) - (4) - Dec. 23, 2005, 08:38:50 AM EST

"Jerks get all the girls" - (pwhysall) - Dec. 23, 2005, 08:44:55 AM EST

Geez, bio - (imric) - (2) - Dec. 23, 2005, 12:20:11 PM EST

Ziiiiip - (bionerd) - (1) - Dec. 23, 2005, 12:28:10 PM EST

*shrug* -NT - (imric) - Dec. 23, 2005, 12:31:30 PM EST

I'm sorry to hear that, hope you recover fast - (ben_tilly) - Dec. 22, 2005, 08:54:29 PM EST

Hey L, Sorry to hear you are battling the killer bug again. - (imqwerky) - (11) - Dec. 22, 2005, 11:23:44 PM EST

God, Amy, just put the nail in my coffin.. - (bionerd) - (6) - Dec. 23, 2005, 08:40:29 AM EST

Drink Guinness. -NT - (pwhysall) - (3) - Dec. 23, 2005, 08:42:39 AM EST

bloooorrrggg -NT - (bionerd) - (1) - Dec. 23, 2005, 08:45:45 AM EST

Funny. That's what *I* say after about 8 pints or so. -NT - (pwhysall) - Dec. 23, 2005, 09:47:29 AM EST

BRILLIANT! -NT - (bepatient) - Dec. 23, 2005, 09:51:44 AM EST

sorry :-( - (imqwerky) - (1) - Dec. 25, 2005, 12:21:31 AM EST

remember cognac for chest whiskey for head - (boxley) - Dec. 25, 2005, 02:53:14 AM EST

Whatever happened to chicken soup? :) -NT - (a6l6e6x) - (2) - Dec. 23, 2005, 08:44:43 AM EST

You need to know which soul.... - (jbrabeck) - (1) - Dec. 23, 2005, 11:21:48 AM EST

Well, I figure 'Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul' . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Dec. 23, 2005, 11:36:17 AM EST

what do you mean "too cold for popsicles"? - (jbrabeck) - Dec. 23, 2005, 11:16:54 AM EST

Only one suggestion - - (Ashton) - (6) - Dec. 23, 2005, 07:17:18 AM EST

Its not the snow angels I'm worried about - (bionerd) - (5) - Dec. 23, 2005, 08:31:36 AM EST

Like I told my wife yesterday - (drewk) - (4) - Dec. 23, 2005, 09:44:51 AM EST

Is there a reason? - (ben_tilly) - (3) - Dec. 23, 2005, 02:09:43 PM EST

Just that we've had this discussion before - (drewk) - (2) - Dec. 23, 2005, 02:19:38 PM EST

Ah. I thought it might have been something else. -NT - (ben_tilly) - (1) - Dec. 23, 2005, 02:36:18 PM EST

Had same thoughts, especially since my sdaughter's news.. -NT - (jbrabeck) - Dec. 23, 2005, 03:09:52 PM EST

Who are you going to snag by being a jerk? - (bionerd) - (1) - Dec. 20, 2005, 03:44:03 PM EST

I didn't say that. - (imric) - Dec. 20, 2005, 03:58:26 PM EST

Being the right kind of jerk apparently works on you - (ben_tilly) - (4) - Dec. 20, 2005, 01:25:43 PM EST

Well, someone's clearly in the holiday spirit - (drewk) - (3) - Dec. 20, 2005, 02:02:31 PM EST

Thank you. :-D -NT - (Another Scott) - Dec. 20, 2005, 02:50:18 PM EST

is that before or after jerking the chain? -NT - (boxley) - Dec. 20, 2005, 02:53:24 PM EST

Right after... - (ben_tilly) - Dec. 20, 2005, 04:58:07 PM EST

Of course, you did marry a jerk - (tuberculosis) - (4) - Dec. 20, 2005, 02:58:05 PM EST

Doesn't matter - (broomberg) - Dec. 20, 2005, 07:41:17 PM EST

Unavoidable - the \ufffdber-Jerks are in Stealth mode the longest - (Ashton) - Dec. 20, 2005, 10:25:28 PM EST

Of course, if you had been more persistant - (bionerd) - (1) - Dec. 22, 2005, 04:24:02 PM EST

+3: Innovation!___;^> -NT - (Ashton) - Dec. 23, 2005, 07:19:55 AM EST

Being too nice gets no respect. - (tonytib) - Dec. 20, 2005, 04:31:19 PM EST

Well, I kept communications lines open . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (5) - Dec. 18, 2005, 10:59:36 PM EST

Just hang out with me for a couple of weeks. - (broomberg) - Dec. 19, 2005, 06:18:29 AM EST

ask her if she has any loose friends you can nail -NT - (boxley) - Dec. 19, 2005, 09:34:12 AM EST

Hmmm . . . this book may not be so useful after all. - (Andrew Grygus) - (2) - Dec. 19, 2005, 11:58:24 PM EST

And you thought it would be??? - (bionerd) - (1) - Dec. 20, 2005, 09:39:28 AM EST

I'm sure the techniques in it are effective . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Dec. 20, 2005, 10:56:40 AM EST

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