See, by def'n - white trash don't understand shit [either..], ain't got no subtlety and - can't say what they 'mean' nohow.
Now I'll agree that dissin' yuppie scum is indeed a sign of sentience. (local contractor's lic plate reads, Die Yuppie Scum but them're the scum what slops His trough too..) And recognizin the shallowness and purposelessness of the Acquisitors of All Things - indicates the possibility.. of havin some other idea of WTF might count (?)
So ya see the Problem: that'd make ya an er Intelleckchal White Trasher.. well OK, Gaussian curve's about everywhere, so maybe yer just
White Recyclables ?!?
:-\ufffd