The war is about the faked moon landings which
were dreamt up to induce Russia to invade Afghanistan
and generate a band of disillusioned hoodlums who
would destroy the WTC so that we could get everyone
fearful and justify an attack on Iraq which would provide
an opportunity to destroy the Ethiopean space program
which everyone knows was funding North Koreas initiative to
spread buck teeth throughout the cast of the musical
"Annie" in the hope that they would use their enormous incisors
to chew a hole in the ozone layer....thereby causing global
warming, the polar ice caps to melt and sea levels to rise
causing a flood of the Netherlands and leave the Dutch no alternative
but to colonise the entire middle east and then trade all their oil
for Pepperidge Farm goldifsh.
And...<cough>......whose bong is this?