OK you want a oxymoron war?
Honest politician
Tasty fast food
Friendly fire
Near miss (Shouldnt that be near hit?)
Jumbo shrimp
meaningless relationship
and on and on and on and . . .
(With credit to Wade)
"When it crosses my mind to do something, I don't ask why, I ask why not. And usually there's no reason not to, so I just go ahead. It's given me the strangest collection of hats"