Your assertion would be all to funny if it weren't so fucking true...
("Rolling On Floor Laughing (And Crying) My Ass Off")
jb4 "About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead. " -- Edsger W.Dijkstra (1930 - 2002) (I wish more managers knew that...)