
Why would you get called by the FCC?
Metric assload: the amount of stuff one donkey can carry measured in metric units.
Ass is by no means a censorable word.
In fact, reading Wind in the Willows last night to my daughter, ass is used quite often as in 'Toad will make himeslf a perfect ass'.
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Impeach, Indict, Incarcerate, Inject
Bush, Cheney, Gonzalez, Rumsfeld, Rove, Rice