what exactly is the difference between a metric assload and a metric buttload? Which is the unit unit? Is an assload equal to 10 butt loads, or 1 Dbuttload? Or is it the other way around? Or is it all base two, so 1 assload = 1 buttload X 2^10? Also, what are the SI symbols for the two units? AL and BL?
I think we need to settle this now, to avoid confusion in the future. There is nothing more important than this question right now... because if you can't agree on units, you'll crash onto the surface of Mars.