That is soooo priceless!
I'd love to see her deal with Ashtonese.... I could never do it with the reunion letters, but maybe a personal one to her would be a good idea... I'll keep it in mind.
I can see it now, "Dear SIL, I have decided that since it's obvious we can't seem to communicate very well, to hire someone who can communicate much better, and send it to you in his words."
Ashton... what's your going rate for translating? Hehehe!
Brenda