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New lighter moments compensate for matchless moments



"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect"   --Mark Twain

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them."   --Albert Einstein

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."   --George W. Bush
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Matthew Greet


Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
- Mark Renton, Trainspotting.
     I sit here in my jammies, staring at the computer - (bionerd) - (40)
         ICLRPD - (imric)
         Yeah - that sucks. - (imric)
         Some other sites to check, if you haven't already. - (Another Scott)
         Doh! - (imqwerky) - (5)
             It's just a jump to the left! -NT - (Another Scott) - (4)
                 Cute! - (imqwerky) - (3)
                     so I'll remove the cause... - (cforde) - (2)
                         I was watching midnight movies on Encore last night - (broomberg) - (1)
                             Didn't know Red Hat made movies! -NT - (jb4)
         Umm, Michigan Unemployment... - (folkert)
         Gah. Sorry. Am hoping to hear good news from you soon. -NT - (ben_tilly)
         Get dressed first - (warmachine) - (28)
             Aye-Freakin-MEN! -NT - (folkert)
             the jammies arent a symptom of depression - (bionerd) - (26)
                 Something disturbing about a paramedic who likes gore :) -NT - (warmachine) - (9)
                     Sure beats a paramedic that faints at the sight of it! :-D -NT - (imqwerky)
                     Better than a paramedic who likes Bush... - (jb4) - (7)
                         Hey, I like Bush! - (inthane-chan) - (6)
                             there will be no bush without pi -NT - (boxley)
                             What he ^^^^ said -NT - (jb4) - (4)
                                 You realize I'm also talking about Bush... - (inthane-chan) - (3)
                                     Oh, sure. - (mmoffitt) - (2)
                                         Nope, talking about three seperate Bushes. - (inthane-chan) - (1)
                                             s/Bush/the Berk/ in all my posts, and all will become clear! - (jb4)
                 Horrible (and graphic) thought - (warmachine) - (15)
                     Another graphic memory, from The Straight Dope. - (Another Scott) - (14)
                         People call me Stuart Smalley. I'm just perverse. -NT - (warmachine) - (1)
                             :-D -NT - (Another Scott)
                         You want to set him straight, Matthew, or should I? - (bionerd) - (11)
                             My literal brain had taken over again... :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
                             You've already done it - (warmachine) - (1)
                                 You're pretty much right. - (bionerd)
                             and of course you will have your lighter moments - (boxley) - (7)
                                 2 weeks!?! Good thing he didn't have to fly anywhere... -NT - (Another Scott)
                                 Thanx for the chuckle, Box - (imqwerky) - (2)
                                     I, otoh - (Ashton)
                                     You have a sick sense of humour. I like that. -NT - (warmachine)
                                 Cool. -NT - (bionerd)
                                 lighter moments compensate for matchless moments -NT - (tuberculosis) - (1)
                                     Very good -NT - (warmachine)

I think that joke was old during the Spanish Inquisition.
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