People call me Stuart Smalley. I'm just perverse.

Post #217,972

8/7/05 2:21:38 PM

Matthew Greet

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
- Mark Renton, Trainspotting.

Post #217,976

by Another Scott

8/7/05 2:32:28 PM

:-D

I sit here in my jammies, staring at the computer - (bionerd) - (40) - Aug. 5, 2005, 09:49:42 AM EDT

ICLRPD - (imric) - Aug. 5, 2005, 10:04:43 AM EDT

Yeah - that sucks. - (imric) - Aug. 5, 2005, 10:17:16 AM EDT

Some other sites to check, if you haven't already. - (Another Scott) - Aug. 5, 2005, 11:38:54 AM EDT

Doh! - (imqwerky) - (5) - Aug. 5, 2005, 02:42:16 PM EDT

It's just a jump to the left! -NT - (Another Scott) - (4) - Aug. 5, 2005, 02:57:21 PM EDT

Cute! - (imqwerky) - (3) - Aug. 5, 2005, 06:08:54 PM EDT

so I'll remove the cause... - (cforde) - (2) - Aug. 6, 2005, 03:12:21 AM EDT

I was watching midnight movies on Encore last night - (broomberg) - (1) - Aug. 6, 2005, 10:50:42 AM EDT

Didn't know Red Hat made movies! -NT - (jb4) - Aug. 8, 2005, 01:45:46 PM EDT

Umm, Michigan Unemployment... - (folkert) - Aug. 5, 2005, 03:24:51 PM EDT

Gah. Sorry. Am hoping to hear good news from you soon. -NT - (ben_tilly) - Aug. 6, 2005, 10:25:40 PM EDT

Get dressed first - (warmachine) - (28) - Aug. 7, 2005, 07:14:33 AM EDT

Aye-Freakin-MEN! -NT - (folkert) - Aug. 7, 2005, 09:46:40 AM EDT

the jammies arent a symptom of depression - (bionerd) - (26) - Aug. 7, 2005, 10:29:36 AM EDT

Something disturbing about a paramedic who likes gore :) -NT - (warmachine) - (9) - Aug. 7, 2005, 10:59:16 AM EDT

Sure beats a paramedic that faints at the sight of it! :-D -NT - (imqwerky) - Aug. 7, 2005, 11:46:39 AM EDT

Better than a paramedic who likes Bush... - (jb4) - (7) - Aug. 8, 2005, 01:48:28 PM EDT

Hey, I like Bush! - (inthane-chan) - (6) - Aug. 8, 2005, 02:30:18 PM EDT

there will be no bush without pi -NT - (boxley) - Aug. 8, 2005, 02:33:34 PM EDT

What he ^^^^ said -NT - (jb4) - (4) - Aug. 8, 2005, 05:19:26 PM EDT

You realize I'm also talking about Bush... - (inthane-chan) - (3) - Aug. 8, 2005, 05:31:03 PM EDT

Oh, sure. - (mmoffitt) - (2) - Aug. 8, 2005, 05:32:54 PM EDT

Nope, talking about three seperate Bushes. - (inthane-chan) - (1) - Aug. 8, 2005, 05:34:05 PM EDT

s/Bush/the Berk/ in all my posts, and all will become clear! - (jb4) - Aug. 8, 2005, 05:38:29 PM EDT

Horrible (and graphic) thought - (warmachine) - (15) - Aug. 7, 2005, 07:25:12 PM EDT

Another graphic memory, from The Straight Dope. - (Another Scott) - (14) - Aug. 7, 2005, 02:02:39 PM EDT

People call me Stuart Smalley. I'm just perverse. -NT - (warmachine) - (1) - Aug. 7, 2005, 02:21:38 PM EDT

:-D -NT - (Another Scott) - Aug. 7, 2005, 02:32:28 PM EDT

You want to set him straight, Matthew, or should I? - (bionerd) - (11) - Aug. 7, 2005, 02:25:38 PM EDT

My literal brain had taken over again... :-) -NT - (Another Scott) - Aug. 7, 2005, 02:33:36 PM EDT

You've already done it - (warmachine) - (1) - Aug. 7, 2005, 02:34:55 PM EDT

You're pretty much right. - (bionerd) - Aug. 7, 2005, 04:55:41 PM EDT

and of course you will have your lighter moments - (boxley) - (7) - Aug. 7, 2005, 02:51:09 PM EDT

2 weeks!?! Good thing he didn't have to fly anywhere... -NT - (Another Scott) - Aug. 7, 2005, 03:31:26 PM EDT

Thanx for the chuckle, Box - (imqwerky) - (2) - Aug. 7, 2005, 03:44:56 PM EDT

I, otoh - (Ashton) - Aug. 7, 2005, 06:08:29 PM EDT

You have a sick sense of humour. I like that. -NT - (warmachine) - Aug. 7, 2005, 07:02:03 PM EDT

Cool. -NT - (bionerd) - Aug. 7, 2005, 04:56:14 PM EDT

lighter moments compensate for matchless moments -NT - (tuberculosis) - (1) - Aug. 8, 2005, 03:47:32 PM EDT

Very good -NT - (warmachine) - Aug. 8, 2005, 04:28:08 PM EDT

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