Post #217,953
8/7/05 10:59:16 AM
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Something disturbing about a paramedic who likes gore :)
Matthew Greet
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
- Mark Renton, Trainspotting.
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Post #217,956
8/7/05 11:45:35 AM
8/7/05 11:46:39 AM
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Sure beats a paramedic that faints at the sight of it! :-D
Edited by imqwerky
Aug. 7, 2005, 11:46:39 AM EDT
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Post #218,118
8/8/05 1:48:28 PM
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Better than a paramedic who likes Bush...
Oops! Wrong forum...my bad!
(I know, I know...I jus' couldn't he'p myse'f)
jb4
shrub\ufffdbish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #218,125
8/8/05 2:29:26 PM
8/8/05 2:30:18 PM
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Hey, I like Bush!
Oh wait, you're talking about Bush, not Bush. Or are you talking about bush? Or were you talking about Bush? Now I'm confused...
apt-get install godlike-powers
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Post #218,128
8/8/05 2:33:34 PM
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there will be no bush without pi
Just call me Mr. Lynch \\
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Post #218,195
8/8/05 5:19:26 PM
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What he ^^^^ said
jb4
shrub\ufffdbish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #218,201
8/8/05 5:31:03 PM
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You realize I'm also talking about Bush...
...Bush, the '90s Grunge band. :)
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Post #218,202
8/8/05 5:32:54 PM
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Oh, sure.
Whatsamatta? Your wife read this thread?
[image|/forums/images/warning.png|0|This is sarcasm...]
bcnu,
Mikem
It would seem, therefore, that the three human impulses embodied in religion are fear, conceit, and hatred. The purpose of religion, one might say, is to give an air of respectibility to these passions. -- Bertrand Russell
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Post #218,204
8/8/05 5:34:05 PM
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Nope, talking about three seperate Bushes.
There's Bush, there's Bush, and then there's bush.
Confused yet? :D
And if my wife read this thread, she'd better PRAY TO FUCKING GOD that I love bush...
apt-get install godlike-powers
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Post #218,206
8/8/05 5:38:29 PM
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s/Bush/the Berk/ in all my posts, and all will become clear!
Sorry for hte confusion....
(No, I'm not... ;-\ufffd)
jb4
shrub\ufffdbish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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