..the ears burn. :-\ufffd

or at least it was, when I was a tad and remember thinking . . .
..that doesn't make any Sense!

Later on, of course, as we all discovered - that's par for the course of 'adult' conversation.

Sounds like we share a common problem re The hi-liquid-content Bash:
none of my buds has a seat left in her Citation or Lear. Either. :(

I'll have to settle for.. not attending (again) the World Pillowfighting Championship\ufffd - held a block away, in what is now a Genteel chi chi Pro-landscaped park -
(wherein various homo-saps joust with air-filled pillowcases, straddling a slick ~1' dia. steel tube / across a mud-filled trench / as renders their gender oftimes indistinguishable -- after the first fall.)

It'll be shadier and quieter down by the creek, maybe with the neighbor's miniature horse, Peanutbutter to entertain us. Perhaps a little Mozart to soothe the savage beasts of various nearby species.. And no anthems.


Bon appetit