1. But you cant guarantee me staying sober enough to work if I need to.
2. I've tried duct tape. The little buggers can gnaw their way through it.
3. Hotel bill, gas, other unmentionable expenses.
4. I just threw the clothes thing in for drama
5. I dont *need* any of the etc's. I'm stuck with them.
Start priming yourself for next year. I'll be there.