Which leads to another strategy...
Act like a female.
Steal gift.
Present gift to suitable female, and hope she isn't a he using the same strategy.
"Here at Ortillery Command we have at our disposal hundred megawatt laser beams, mach 20 titanium rods and guided thermonuclear bombs. Some people say we think that we're God. We're not God. We just borrowed his 'SMITE' button for our fire control system."