The stories are probably some kind of viral "Tux" memes...
...released as part of some sinister subliminal Linux campaign, or something.
For your sanity's sake, you'd better switch the channel / hit the "Back" button / turn the page as fast as you can, when next you see one.
(And remember to wear those tinfoil hats AT ALL TIMES, folks -- they're your ONLY protection from the mind-control satellites!)
[Edit: Typo. Out, damned spot! Out, I say!]
[link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Your lies are of Microsoftian Scale and boring to boot. Your 'depression' may be the closest you ever come to recognizing truth: you have no 'inferiority complex', you are inferior - and something inside you recognizes this. - [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=71575|Ashton Brown]
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CRConrad
Feb. 17, 2005, 05:02:45 PM EST