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by inthane-chan
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10/27/03 11:23:29 AM
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New Now you have me humming this song...
[link|http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/christmasatgroundzero.html|http://www.com-www.c...atgroundzero.html]

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin'
While the air raid sirens blare

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test...
In that final hour, when each breath is a struggle to take, and you are looking back over your life's accomplishments, which memories would you treasure? The empires you built, or the joy you spread to others?

Therin lies the true measure of a man.
Post #122,984
by Ashton
10/27/03 5:35:02 PM
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New I know the tune for this one -
When you attend a funeral,
It is sad to think that sooner or'l
Later those you love will do the same for you.
And you may have thought it tragic,
Not to mention other adjec-
Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do.
(But don't you worry.)

No more ashes, no more sackcloth,
And an arm band made of black cloth
Will some day nevermore adorn a sleeve.
For if the bomb that drops on you
Gets your friends and neighbors too,
There'll be nobody left behind to grieve.

And we will all go together when we go.
What a comforting fact that is to know.
Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement,
Yes, we will all go together when we go.

We will all go together when we go.
All suffused with an incandescent glow.
No one will have the endurance
To collect on his insurance,
Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go.

Oh we will all fry together when we fry.
We'll be french fried potatoes by and by.
There will be no more misery
When the world is our rotisserie,
Yes, we will all fry together when we fry.

Down by the old maelstrom,
There'll be a storm before the calm.

And we will all bake together when we bake.
There'll be nobody present at the wake.
With complete participation
In that grand incineration,
Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak.

Oh we will all char together when we char.
And let there be no moaning of the bar.
Just sing out a Te Deum
When you see that I.C.B.M.,
And the party will be come-as-you-are.

Oh, we will all burn together when we burn.
There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn.
When it's time for the fallout
And Saint Peter calls us all out,
We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn.

You will all go directly to your respective Valhallas.
Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollahs.

And we will all go together when we go.
Every Hottentot and every Eskimo.
When the air becomes uranious,
We will all go simultaneous.
Yes, we all will go together
When we all go together,
Yes we all will go together when we go.




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     Taikoonaut (or yuhangyuan) Yang Liwei back on the ground - (dmarker) - (47) - Oct. 16, 2003, 12:07:15 AM EDT
         Yes but, unrealistic - (Silverlock) - (8) - Oct. 15, 2003, 08:18:51 PM EDT
             Re: Yes but, unrealistic - (deSitter) - (6) - Oct. 15, 2003, 08:22:52 PM EDT
                 Wide brush - (Silverlock) - (5) - Oct. 15, 2003, 08:34:39 PM EDT
                     IANAB - (deSitter) - (4) - Oct. 15, 2003, 08:38:22 PM EDT
                         Doesn't get you off the hook. - (hnick) - (3) - Oct. 16, 2003, 07:07:48 AM EDT
                             Re: Doesn't get you off the hook. - (deSitter) - (2) - Oct. 16, 2003, 07:34:32 AM EDT
                                 What have "we/they" done? - (Another Scott) - (1) - Oct. 16, 2003, 07:52:21 AM EDT
                                     Natch! The "Age of Awards" - (deSitter) - Oct. 16, 2003, 08:26:08 AM EDT
             Funny thing is, Ahhnuld may have gone one better - (drewk) - Oct. 16, 2003, 09:16:21 AM EDT
         A new US space program? What, to catch up? - (marlowe) - (37) - Oct. 16, 2003, 09:39:09 AM EDT
             ah, missile defense! - (rcareaga) - (33) - Oct. 16, 2003, 12:06:28 PM EDT
                 You guys keep bringing that up as if it means anything. - (marlowe) - (32) - Oct. 24, 2003, 10:40:04 AM EDT
                     On second thought... - (marlowe) - (18) - Oct. 24, 2003, 02:36:04 PM EDT
                         That's laughable. - (Andrew Grygus) - (17) - Oct. 24, 2003, 03:04:40 PM EDT
                             Laparoscopically. Like gallbladder removal. -NT - (Arkadiy) - (6) - Oct. 24, 2003, 08:25:18 PM EDT
                                 Right - and Santa will have the contract. - (Andrew Grygus) - (5) - Oct. 24, 2003, 08:59:20 PM EDT
                                     So what you are implying - (hnick) - (4) - Oct. 25, 2003, 08:55:42 AM EDT
                                         Oh, not at all . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (1) - Oct. 25, 2003, 11:59:35 AM EDT
                                             glass dildoes? Oh, check glasses -NT - (boxley) - Oct. 25, 2003, 01:40:44 PM EDT
                                         Now you have me humming this song... - (inthane-chan) - (1) - Oct. 27, 2003, 11:23:29 AM EST
                                             I know the tune for this one - - (Ashton) - Oct. 27, 2003, 05:35:02 PM EST
                             That's not the inspectors' problem. - (marlowe) - (9) - Nov. 2, 2003, 05:43:25 PM EST
                                 marlowe in wonderland - (rcareaga) - Nov. 2, 2003, 06:23:35 PM EST
                                 Probelem of the merchents? - (Andrew Grygus) - (5) - Nov. 3, 2003, 01:28:37 AM EST
                                     As opposed to what? - (marlowe) - (4) - Nov. 3, 2003, 08:46:39 AM EST
                                         Who sez? - (jb4) - Nov. 3, 2003, 02:04:00 PM EST
                                         Non sequitur - (Ashton) - (2) - Nov. 4, 2003, 04:04:31 AM EST
                                             Who's "ourselves?" - (marlowe) - (1) - Nov. 12, 2003, 09:58:02 AM EST
                                                 Kewl! That means: - (jb4) - Nov. 12, 2003, 02:00:44 PM EST
                                 Too late. The bombs are already here and in place. - (a6l6e6x) - (1) - Nov. 4, 2003, 04:43:06 PM EST
                                     Deja vu all over again. - (Ashton) - Nov. 4, 2003, 09:30:54 PM EST
                     Oh, and by the way... - (marlowe) - (12) - Oct. 24, 2003, 03:15:31 PM EDT
                         Dishes. Served cold. You do the math. - (kmself) - (10) - Oct. 24, 2003, 07:05:55 PM EDT
                             Dishes. Not served at all. You do the logistics. -NT - (marlowe) - (9) - Nov. 2, 2003, 05:30:38 PM EST
                                 Or to put it another way... - (marlowe) - (8) - Nov. 2, 2003, 05:47:04 PM EST
                                     Dead man... - (kmself) - (7) - Nov. 2, 2003, 06:07:26 PM EST
                                         Okay, not bad. - (marlowe) - (6) - Nov. 3, 2003, 09:12:25 AM EST
                                             How stupid are you? - (deSitter) - (1) - Nov. 3, 2003, 09:20:53 AM EST
                                                 Chuckle, all I know - (Simon_Jester) - Nov. 3, 2003, 09:35:34 AM EST
                                             Going nowhere - (kmself) - (3) - Nov. 3, 2003, 07:12:03 PM EST
                                                 Are you suggesting they're gonna automate the whole shebang? - (marlowe) - (2) - Nov. 12, 2003, 09:31:54 AM EST
                                                     random access - (jake123) - (1) - Nov. 12, 2003, 01:38:36 PM EST
                                                         You can plan it as far in advance as you like... - (marlowe) - Nov. 18, 2003, 11:41:53 AM EST
                         Re: Oh, and by the way... - (deSitter) - Oct. 25, 2003, 03:43:21 PM EDT
             We can't afford a new space program. - (Another Scott) - Oct. 16, 2003, 12:36:52 PM EDT
             Yuo == teh funneh - (pwhysall) - (1) - Oct. 16, 2003, 04:13:05 PM EDT
                 Tom Clancy may be an idiot... - (inthane-chan) - Oct. 16, 2003, 04:19:09 PM EDT

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