We did send a thousand troops to Afghanistan to free up one of your units for duty in Iraq as well. We hope that you guys won't bomb them this time.
We'll bomb you insolent Canucks whenever we feel like it! We shoulda nailed you Brit-lovers in 1812--just wait until El Generalissimo-for-Life Busho imposes NeoNAFTA (North American Fuck Them Anschluss) on your sorry Canadian asses: you'll be designated an enemy combatant without the dreary necessity of revoking your citizenship. You-Ess-Ai! You-Ess-Ai!
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