Of bloody course I know Dudley!

Fuck, I practically AM Dudley Do-Right! (OK, except for my use of strong language.)

How the FUCK does me not remembering some OTHER guy imply I don't know *Dudley*?!? (It *doesn't*, except you don't know DIDDLY!)

Hey, it's been two or three decades since I used to watch him on the tube, so it's no big fucking wonder I'd forgotten the name of the standing villain (? or, again judging from the name, possibly a lawyer), is it?