..I wouldn't ride across Kuwait with "Nike" written on it.
I'll make the same offer to you.
Your T-shirt would read:
I am an AMERICAN
I resent the fact that we rescued you from Iraq & Saddam
Four more years for Clinton
The New York Yankies suck.
-Mike
(okay salting it a little with that last one.....'cos someone from New York
is gonna get you).
P.S. How quickly one gets labeled :-)