..and some fruit yells, "Imposters! You guys are vegetables"

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Post #34,442 by Ashton 4/4/02 5:31:28 PM Reply	..and some fruit yells, "Imposters! You guys are vegetables"
Post #34,500 by CRConrad 4/5/02 8:14:48 AM Reply	Uuh... The other way around, isn't it? Sorry, if that was the point of the joke, then I didn't get it.
Post #34,544 by Ashton 4/5/02 5:01:57 PM Reply	Hate these explanations.. Uh yes and no - some folk just don't buy their classification as 'fruit'.. so it was That bunch that was Tellin' em whatfer.. (Soon to be released by Aardman Studios, I hope. I NEED another Wallace & Grommit fix soon - can't take much more of Dubya's presss conferences) Obscurantism R'Us AG
Post #34,621 by boxley 4/6/02 11:35:41 PM Reply	yer not racist just anti-semantic! TAM ARIS QUAM ARMIPOTENS
Post #34,623 by Silverlock 4/7/02 12:44:05 AM Reply	An instant classic! Gawd. Laughed my ass off. (I got the time, why not spell it out?) Taiwan is a country. Anyone who says otherwise is a communist.
Post #34,710 by boxley 4/8/02 11:51:05 AM Reply	courtesy John D. McDonald TAM ARIS QUAM ARMIPOTENS
Post #35,332 by mmoffitt 4/13/02 8:13:15 PM Reply	What, exactly, is the difference? Between a veg and a fruit I mean. AND DO NOT TELL ME ONE IS IN A COMA AND ONE IS FROM SAN FRANSICO!
Post #35,341 by Silverlock 4/13/02 10:27:36 PM 4/13/02 10:32:37 PM Reply	Seeds Fruits contain seeds surrounded by nutrients the seeds can use while germinating. Vegetables use other other methods of reproduction. Taiwan is a country. Anyone who says otherwise is a communist. Edited by Silverlock April 13, 2002, 10:32:37 PM EDT Expand All History
Post #35,382 by mmoffitt 4/14/02 5:54:54 PM Reply	What about a Cucumber? Seeds, but not a fruit!
Post #35,383 by Silverlock 4/14/02 6:01:48 PM Reply	Depends on how pedantic you want to get. Layman's terms- Fruit is sweet, veggies are not. Botanical terms- If it has seeds, it's a fruit. Period. [link\|http://www.howstuffworks.com/question143.htm\|[link\|http://www.howstuffworks.com/question143.htm\|http://www.howstuff...stion143.htm]] Don't blame me. I voted with the majority.
Post #35,384 by mmoffitt 4/14/02 6:05:50 PM Reply	Thanks, same answer at askjeeves ;-)

A bear walks into a bar ... - (drewk) - (31) - March 28, 2002, 12:56:31 PM EST

was she satisfied? -NT - (boxley) - March 28, 2002, 01:07:05 PM EST

A termite walks into a bar... - (Silverlock) - (1) - March 28, 2002, 01:27:57 PM EST

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scottsman, a priest, ... - (kmself) - March 29, 2002, 03:22:10 AM EST

A pair of jumper leads walks into a bar... - (static) - (1) - March 30, 2002, 07:01:34 AM EST

american translation: jumper cables -NT - (boxley) - March 31, 2002, 11:31:26 AM EST

A three-legged dog walks into a bar... - (kmself) - (19) - March 31, 2002, 07:24:37 PM EST

A horse walks into a bar... - (Meerkat) - (18) - April 1, 2002, 06:24:57 PM EST

A bear walks into a bar - (pwhysall) - (17) - April 4, 2002, 02:08:24 AM EST

A fish swims into a concrete wall... - (kmself) - (16) - April 4, 2002, 04:11:57 AM EST

A fly hits a windshield.. - (Ashton) - (15) - April 4, 2002, 04:17:45 AM EST

And the last thing to go through his mind was ... - (drewk) - (1) - April 4, 2002, 09:20:41 AM EST

..I ain't {sniff} got no body -NT - (Ashton) - April 4, 2002, 04:07:17 PM EST

Two tomatoes are crossing the street... - (CRConrad) - (12) - April 4, 2002, 04:51:10 PM EST

..and some fruit yells, "Imposters! You guys are vegetables" -NT - (Ashton) - (10) - April 4, 2002, 05:31:28 PM EST

Uuh... The other way around, isn't it? -NT - (CRConrad) - (9) - April 5, 2002, 08:14:48 AM EST

Hate these explanations.. - (Ashton) - (8) - April 5, 2002, 05:01:57 PM EST

yer not racist just anti-semantic! -NT - (boxley) - (2) - April 6, 2002, 11:35:41 PM EST

An instant classic! - (Silverlock) - (1) - April 7, 2002, 12:44:05 AM EST

courtesy John D. McDonald -NT - (boxley) - April 8, 2002, 11:51:05 AM EDT

What, exactly, is the difference? - (mmoffitt) - (4) - April 13, 2002, 08:13:15 PM EDT

Seeds - (Silverlock) - (3) - April 13, 2002, 10:32:37 PM EDT

What about a Cucumber? Seeds, but not a fruit! -NT - (mmoffitt) - (2) - April 14, 2002, 05:54:54 PM EDT

Depends on how pedantic you want to get. - (Silverlock) - (1) - April 14, 2002, 06:01:48 PM EDT

Thanks, same answer at askjeeves ;-) -NT - (mmoffitt) - April 14, 2002, 06:05:50 PM EDT

and got a wolf whistle from the construction workers. - (a6l6e6x) - April 5, 2002, 02:02:13 PM EST

A string walks into a bar - (Silverlock) - April 1, 2002, 11:51:54 PM EST

A man walks into a bar... - (wharris2) - April 1, 2002, 11:52:07 PM EST

Two bartenders are standing behind the bar .... - (Mike) - (3) - April 3, 2002, 05:17:55 PM EST

Two psychologists meet for lunch.. - (Silverlock) - (2) - April 3, 2002, 10:36:53 PM EST

..and one says, "you're fine________how am I?' -NT - (Ashton) - (1) - April 4, 2002, 03:42:33 AM EST

He replies" must be your turn to pay" -NT - (boxley) - April 4, 2002, 04:10:19 PM EST

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