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And the last thing to go through his mind was ...
Post #34,384
by
drewk
4/4/02 9:20:41 AM
Reply
And the last thing to go through his mind was ...
his ass.
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I can't be a Democrat because I like to spend the money I make.
I can't be a Republican because I like to spend the money I make on drugs and whores.
Post #34,424
by
Ashton
4/4/02 4:07:17 PM
Reply
..I ain't {sniff} got no body
A bear walks into a bar ...
- (
drewk
)
- (31)
- March 28, 2002, 12:56:31 PM EST
was she satisfied?
-NT
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boxley
)
- March 28, 2002, 01:07:05 PM EST
A termite walks into a bar...
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Silverlock
)
- (1)
- March 28, 2002, 01:27:57 PM EST
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scottsman, a priest, ...
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kmself
)
- March 29, 2002, 03:22:10 AM EST
A pair of jumper leads walks into a bar...
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static
)
- (1)
- March 30, 2002, 07:01:34 AM EST
american translation: jumper cables
-NT
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boxley
)
- March 31, 2002, 11:31:26 AM EST
A three-legged dog walks into a bar...
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kmself
)
- (19)
- March 31, 2002, 07:24:37 PM EST
A horse walks into a bar...
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Meerkat
)
- (18)
- April 1, 2002, 06:24:57 PM EST
A bear walks into a bar
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pwhysall
)
- (17)
- April 4, 2002, 02:08:24 AM EST
A fish swims into a concrete wall...
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kmself
)
- (16)
- April 4, 2002, 04:11:57 AM EST
A fly hits a windshield..
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Ashton
)
- (15)
- April 4, 2002, 04:17:45 AM EST
And the last thing to go through his mind was ...
- (
drewk
)
- (1)
- April 4, 2002, 09:20:41 AM EST
..I ain't {sniff} got no body
-NT
- (
Ashton
)
- April 4, 2002, 04:07:17 PM EST
Two tomatoes are crossing the street...
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CRConrad
)
- (12)
- April 4, 2002, 04:51:10 PM EST
..and some fruit yells, "Imposters! You guys are vegetables"
-NT
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Ashton
)
- (10)
- April 4, 2002, 05:31:28 PM EST
Uuh... The other way around, isn't it?
-NT
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CRConrad
)
- (9)
- April 5, 2002, 08:14:48 AM EST
Hate these explanations..
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Ashton
)
- (8)
- April 5, 2002, 05:01:57 PM EST
yer not racist just anti-semantic!
-NT
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boxley
)
- (2)
- April 6, 2002, 11:35:41 PM EST
An instant classic!
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Silverlock
)
- (1)
- April 7, 2002, 12:44:05 AM EST
courtesy John D. McDonald
-NT
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boxley
)
- April 8, 2002, 11:51:05 AM EDT
What, exactly, is the difference?
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mmoffitt
)
- (4)
- April 13, 2002, 08:13:15 PM EDT
Seeds
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Silverlock
)
- (3)
- April 13, 2002, 10:32:37 PM EDT
What about a Cucumber? Seeds, but not a fruit!
-NT
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mmoffitt
)
- (2)
- April 14, 2002, 05:54:54 PM EDT
Depends on how pedantic you want to get.
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Silverlock
)
- (1)
- April 14, 2002, 06:01:48 PM EDT
Thanks, same answer at askjeeves ;-)
-NT
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mmoffitt
)
- April 14, 2002, 06:05:50 PM EDT
and got a wolf whistle from the construction workers.
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a6l6e6x
)
- April 5, 2002, 02:02:13 PM EST
A string walks into a bar
- (
Silverlock
)
- April 1, 2002, 11:51:54 PM EST
A man walks into a bar...
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wharris2
)
- April 1, 2002, 11:52:07 PM EST
Two bartenders are standing behind the bar ....
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Mike
)
- (3)
- April 3, 2002, 05:17:55 PM EST
Two psychologists meet for lunch..
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Silverlock
)
- (2)
- April 3, 2002, 10:36:53 PM EST
..and one says, "you're fine________how am I?'
-NT
- (
Ashton
)
- (1)
- April 4, 2002, 03:42:33 AM EST
He replies" must be your turn to pay"
-NT
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boxley
)
- April 4, 2002, 04:10:19 PM EST
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And if I'm just going for effect, I might as well wear a tie. And pants.
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