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by Silverlock
3/28/02 1:26:58 PM
3/28/02 1:27:57 PM
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New A termite walks into a bar...
And asks, "Is the bartender here"?
The best scale for an experimental design is ten millimeters to the centimeter.
Expand Edited by Silverlock March 28, 2002, 01:27:57 PM EST
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Post #33,795
by kmself
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3/29/02 3:22:10 AM
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New An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scottsman, a priest, ...
... a rabbi, and a Mexican walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
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What part of "gestalt" don't you understand?

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     A bear walks into a bar ... - (drewk) - (31) - March 28, 2002, 12:56:31 PM EST
         was she satisfied? -NT - (boxley) - March 28, 2002, 01:07:05 PM EST
         A termite walks into a bar... - (Silverlock) - (1) - March 28, 2002, 01:27:57 PM EST
             An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scottsman, a priest, ... - (kmself) - March 29, 2002, 03:22:10 AM EST
         A pair of jumper leads walks into a bar... - (static) - (1) - March 30, 2002, 07:01:34 AM EST
             american translation: jumper cables -NT - (boxley) - March 31, 2002, 11:31:26 AM EST
         A three-legged dog walks into a bar... - (kmself) - (19) - March 31, 2002, 07:24:37 PM EST
             A horse walks into a bar... - (Meerkat) - (18) - April 1, 2002, 06:24:57 PM EST
                 A bear walks into a bar - (pwhysall) - (17) - April 4, 2002, 02:08:24 AM EST
                     A fish swims into a concrete wall... - (kmself) - (16) - April 4, 2002, 04:11:57 AM EST
                         A fly hits a windshield.. - (Ashton) - (15) - April 4, 2002, 04:17:45 AM EST
                             And the last thing to go through his mind was ... - (drewk) - (1) - April 4, 2002, 09:20:41 AM EST
                                 ..I ain't {sniff} got no body -NT - (Ashton) - April 4, 2002, 04:07:17 PM EST
                             Two tomatoes are crossing the street... - (CRConrad) - (12) - April 4, 2002, 04:51:10 PM EST
                                 ..and some fruit yells, "Imposters! You guys are vegetables" -NT - (Ashton) - (10) - April 4, 2002, 05:31:28 PM EST
                                     Uuh... The other way around, isn't it? -NT - (CRConrad) - (9) - April 5, 2002, 08:14:48 AM EST
                                         Hate these explanations.. - (Ashton) - (8) - April 5, 2002, 05:01:57 PM EST
                                             yer not racist just anti-semantic! -NT - (boxley) - (2) - April 6, 2002, 11:35:41 PM EST
                                                 An instant classic! - (Silverlock) - (1) - April 7, 2002, 12:44:05 AM EST
                                                     courtesy John D. McDonald -NT - (boxley) - April 8, 2002, 11:51:05 AM EDT
                                             What, exactly, is the difference? - (mmoffitt) - (4) - April 13, 2002, 08:13:15 PM EDT
                                                 Seeds - (Silverlock) - (3) - April 13, 2002, 10:32:37 PM EDT
                                                     What about a Cucumber? Seeds, but not a fruit! -NT - (mmoffitt) - (2) - April 14, 2002, 05:54:54 PM EDT
                                                         Depends on how pedantic you want to get. - (Silverlock) - (1) - April 14, 2002, 06:01:48 PM EDT
                                                             Thanks, same answer at askjeeves ;-) -NT - (mmoffitt) - April 14, 2002, 06:05:50 PM EDT
                                 and got a wolf whistle from the construction workers. - (a6l6e6x) - April 5, 2002, 02:02:13 PM EST
         A string walks into a bar - (Silverlock) - April 1, 2002, 11:51:54 PM EST
         A man walks into a bar... - (wharris2) - April 1, 2002, 11:52:07 PM EST
         Two bartenders are standing behind the bar .... - (Mike) - (3) - April 3, 2002, 05:17:55 PM EST
             Two psychologists meet for lunch.. - (Silverlock) - (2) - April 3, 2002, 10:36:53 PM EST
                 ..and one says, "you're fine________how am I?' -NT - (Ashton) - (1) - April 4, 2002, 03:42:33 AM EST
                     He replies" must be your turn to pay" -NT - (boxley) - April 4, 2002, 04:10:19 PM EST

This may also found a Chair at yer fav oyster bar and Chair-filling establishment.
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