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New Why__ Haven't__ We__ Been__ Told ?!
Thou sayest, short and not so sweet.

(Been readin again huh? Think our stuff can reach Mordor.. or come near the power of The One Ring ??)

[link|http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/12/naughty.html|Elves are already on.. an AG competitor's list]

But yer right - we can't be Too safe, now can we? Can anyone here prove that there is no Elvish Threat? Why there might even be already - Elvin-moles!. We can't see them, you say?
That's the scary part..!

Best just to tack on an initial $100B 'seed' along with the planned other windfalls. From JFK we can borrow 'the Elf gap!' and from LBJ perhaps, 'Elves and butter!'

Next we must increase the range of the Tom Cruise Missiles - to at least Mordor. Orcs! those will need many nuclear-powered Swinging Swords. And GPSs too: Gollum Protection Systems. Clearly there is much work to be done, and little time: these must be cost-plus contracts; forget that time-wasting low-bid luxury..


And if you think *this* sounds silly: wait til the BS morphs next towards.. the Immediate Need for granting 100% veto-proof requisition power to King Bushie-II, for reasons of National Security.. and things which go bump in the night.

{sigh}

At this stage of ovine capitulation of all sane checks and balances: HTF Could ya satirize stuff?


Ashton
Collapse Edited by Missing User 70 Dec. 15, 2001, 06:44:37 PM EST
Why__ Haven't__ We__ Been__ Told ?!
Thou sayest, short and not so sweet. (Been readin again huh? Think our stuff can reach Mordor.. or come near the power of The One Ring ??) But yer right - we can't be Too safe, now can we? Can anyone here prove that there is no Elvish Threat? Why there might even be already - Elvin-moles!. We can't see them, you say? That's the scary part..! Best just to tack on an initial $100B 'seed' along with the planned other windfalls. From JFK we can borrow 'the Elf gap!' and from LBJ perhaps, 'Elves and butter!' Next we must increase the range of the Tom Cruise Missiles - to at least Mordor. Orcs! those will need many nuclear-powered Swinging Swords. And GPSs too: Gollum Protection Systems. Clearly there is much work to be done, and little time: these must be cost-plus contracts; forget that time-wasting low-bid luxury.. And if you think *this* sounds silly: wait til the BS morphs next towards.. the Immediate Need for granting 100% veto-proof requisition power to King Bushie-II, for reasons of National Security.. and things which go bump in the night. {sigh} At this stage of ovine capitulation of all sane checks and balances: HTF Could ya satirize stuff? Ashton
     Bush to announce US withdrawl from ABM treaty. - (Another Scott) - (26)
         Was that a slam? - (Ashton) - (4)
             Not an intentional one... - (Another Scott) - (3)
                 You rang? -NT - (bepatient) - (2)
                     Er, it spoils the fun... - (Another Scott) - (1)
                         I had a feeling that was it... - (bepatient)
         What's left? - (mmoffitt) - (20)
             Um, the ABM Treaty has specific rules for withdrawAl. - (Another Scott) - (19)
                 Yes, there are SPECIFIC RULES. - (mmoffitt) - (18)
                     The Congress might not ratify the change. - (Ashton) - (1)
                         Re: If there is an election. - (mmoffitt)
                     Simple... - (bepatient) - (15)
                         Not bad Beep.. fer a Conservative - (Ashton)
                         Technology has what? - (ben_tilly) - (13)
                             And I know all of these things - (bepatient) - (12)
                                 Risk to reward ratio - (jb4) - (10)
                                     Hold on there bub... - (bepatient) - (9)
                                         Target objects freefalling from space. - (a6l6e6x) - (5)
                                             It's dangerous to assume that - (Simon_Jester) - (4)
                                                 You aren't thinking Hollywood. - (Brandioch) - (3)
                                                     Nah...we will >never< be able... - (bepatient)
                                                     Well yeah.. Hollywood only makes movies about - (Ashton)
                                                     Geez, agreeing with Brandioch now. The End is Near. - (wharris2)
                                         What about the danger of elves? - (mhuber) - (2)
                                             Why__ Haven't__ We__ Been__ Told ?! - (Ashton)
                                             Attack of the Killer Keebler ;) -NT - (bepatient)
                                 Perhaps pigs want to fly as well - (ben_tilly)

No! Try not! Do or do not, there is no try.
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