Thou sayest, short and not so sweet.

(Been readin again huh? Think our stuff can reach Mordor.. or come near the power of The One Ring ??)

[link|http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/12/naughty.html|Elves are already on.. an AG competitor's list]

But yer right - we can't be Too safe, now can we? Can anyone here prove that there is no Elvish Threat? Why there might even be already - Elvin-moles!. We can't see them, you say?
That's the scary part..!

Best just to tack on an initial $100B 'seed' along with the planned other windfalls. From JFK we can borrow 'the Elf gap!' and from LBJ perhaps, 'Elves and butter!'

Next we must increase the range of the Tom Cruise Missiles - to at least Mordor. Orcs! those will need many nuclear-powered Swinging Swords. And GPSs too: Gollum Protection Systems. Clearly there is much work to be done, and little time: these must be cost-plus contracts; forget that time-wasting low-bid luxury..


And if you think *this* sounds silly: wait til the BS morphs next towards.. the Immediate Need for granting 100% veto-proof requisition power to King Bushie-II, for reasons of National Security.. and things which go bump in the night.

{sigh}

At this stage of ovine capitulation of all sane checks and balances: HTF Could ya satirize stuff?


Ashton