All you guys really need are a few headings:

"It's a quagmire!"

"America is evil!"

"Saddam's no problem!"

"The UN can handle it!"

"I'm having a really bad day!"

On second thought, these can all be consolidated under [link|http://denbeste.nu/cd_log_entries/2003/03/Initiationceremonies.shtml|"I'm a silly anti-American nutcase!"]