A Fair counter offer would be me doing the same through East Timor with the words

I am an Australian
I am proud we rescued you from Indonesia
I fully support John Howards East Timor Strategy

You really don't know whats going on outside New York do you ?

Have you ever been to another country (apart from Canada, Texas or Mehico) ?

Anyway, I knowwhich one of us would be found by the roadside looking like a sieve.

Cheers

Doug