I had previous coworker that I recruited right out of college. We were going back and forth on some public forum about the property tax calculations in the city of Philadelphia along with about a dozen other people. They were tax activists but they didn't know s*** about computers and we were trying to guide them through it. The computers had a magic formula that determined the taxes and they were trying to go through the legal process to go through discovery to get the formula.

Someone commented that my coworker was posting a huge amount. I explained that he types incredibly fast. When I walked by his cubby it was like I was listening to people tap dancing.

Those days are over. All I have to do is talk to my phone and go on and on and on. Now it's a matter of editing down for human consumption since I can just blather.