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New Got out just ahead of that
I was working for a company that did mortgage paperwork. We picked up Ameriquest's appraisal business, more than doubling our income. (I think it was more like tripling. It was a lot.)

I left the company soon after. Now they're not doing so well. C'est la vie.
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Drew
New I was tossed out about 2 years before the peak
The 1st year the windows centric project manager tried to replace Oracle/Perl/dozens of linux box parallel processing and my hand picked project successor that I had been training and then working with for years, and gave it to a Windows buddy who attempted to rewrite it for a SQL Server/VB environment with a variety of reporting tools tacked on.

It had taken me 6 months to sell/plan it, once sold: 3 months to create the infrastructure (buy big solaris/little linux boxes, Gbit/FC/large disk), while coding dozens of variations of possible production methods using Perl and Oracle and SyncSort and (whatever), created a full month's worth of processing and then optimized it down to a week, threw a chair at my boss when he told me to work SMARTER (thanks towelboy), and then babysat it for 2 month's of productions, then trained my mentee and moved onto my next project, occasionally being called in for design/code meeting for addons.

It ran for 3 YEARS and was the largest amount of profit that company had ever seen, at the cost of 20% of a perl/unix programmer and 50% of a clerical assistant/production person. Paid for the lights and rent and a lot of celebrations (of which I was not part of).

It took him about a year before he turned it on. In that process he alienated the current staff on purpose, most left and/or were fired, and there were multiple failed monthly productions, in which the company had to write checks to ameriquest in the $300,000 range.

After he claimed it was all my system's fault, and then turned his on, they lost the account within a couple of months and destroyed the database division of the company.

Poof.
Expand Edited by crazy Feb. 28, 2013, 01:38:47 PM EST
     Kwak: How Excel blew up the London Whale. - (Another Scott) - (39)
         Not surprised ... and yes, I worked at a bank -NT - (drook)
         No boggle at all - (crazy) - (5)
             The scale is the boggle. - (Another Scott) - (4)
                 nah, largest phone company in the US - (boxley)
                 Pocket change - (crazy) - (2)
                     Got out just ahead of that - (drook) - (1)
                         I was tossed out about 2 years before the peak - (crazy)
         Excel error blows up the world. - (Another Scott) - (27)
             interesting - (boxley) - (25)
                 Meh. - (Another Scott) - (15)
                     they do go bankrupt when the debt service is 90% of their - (boxley) - (14)
                         And where has that happened? -NT - (Another Scott) - (13)
                             Re: And where has that happened? - (boxley) - (12)
                                 US cities control own currencies? -NT - (Another Scott) - (11)
                                     Of course... in "Bocksley-nation" -NT - (folkert) - (4)
                                         boxleystan - (crazy) - (3)
                                             My favorite stan is musial. -NT - (mmoffitt)
                                             Snrk. -NT - (malraux)
                                             hemenahemanahemana - (boxley)
                                     weimar ring a bell? -NT - (boxley) - (5)
                                         Let me know when you have a $1,000,000 bill. -NT - (Another Scott) - (4)
                                             have to wait till I get home where I have a color printer -NT - (boxley) - (3)
                                                 they have them in kentucky - (boxley) - (2)
                                                     Heh. :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
                                                     NC -NT - (crazy)
                 Felix: Chart of the day - Reverse Causality Edition - (Another Scott) - (8)
                     It won't matter - (crazy) - (3)
                         Re: It won't matter - (folkert) - (2)
                             Uh huh... - (hnick) - (1)
                                 haha... - (folkert)
                     Finally: The explanation is found. - (Another Scott) - (3)
                         And something I can understand! :) -NT - (a6l6e6x)
                         Beautiful comment - (drook) - (1)
                             ..which leads to Another: - (Ashton)
             Here's Thomas Herndon's paper, and the data files. - (Another Scott)
         it isn't an Excel problem - (lincoln) - (3)
             I think the point is - (jake123) - (2)
                 Because it is taken for Golden... - (folkert) - (1)
                     Any software can give you a polished turd - (lincoln)

There aren't many trolls in North Korea, either.
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