Post #282,603
4/22/07 12:03:29 PM
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Oh Fine. The chocolate thing I'll give you.
And there is intellectual rationale behind this relationship, but I'll spare you and play the game.
Now if you excuse me, I'm off to go buy some shoes and chocolate and get a manny and peddy. And when I get home I'll put on my pretty, pretty apron and new 4 inch heels and cook my family a delicious meal, complete with a homemade layer cake.
Then later, I will please my man (while wearing the shoes) and do the laundry. All with a happy, content, knowing, feminine smile on my face.
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Post #282,604
4/22/07 12:11:13 PM
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Oooh, that'd save us a lot of trouble . . .
. . developing Stepford wives. We could just clone you.
Keep in mind now, the 4-inch heels go with dark thigh-high stockings and not much else.
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Post #282,608
4/22/07 3:17:01 PM
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That's a scary thought
Clones of me. You sure you really want that?
I'll wear the stockings if you let me wear your helmet, too.
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Post #282,612
4/22/07 4:15:19 PM
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Deal
Are you going to want a whip to go with that?
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Post #282,622
4/22/07 5:33:01 PM
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How very un-Stepford!
Is that part of the stereotype?
Besides, you probably dont even have one.
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Post #282,626
4/22/07 6:10:54 PM
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Hey, it's you who wanted to do the Stepford thing.
I was thinking of the market. Every engineer at NASA/JPL would be lining up to get one of those Stepford clones, and they'd pay plenty for 'em too!
Years ago I'd now and then visit Liz Hargroves "Seminars for Singles" over in Pasadena. The place was always full of engineers and women who wouldn't touch an engineer with a boat hook because they used to be married to one.
As for the whip, I don't remember. If I have one It'd be too hard to find so I'll just buy a new one (with "new whip"tm fresh leather smell). Remember where I live - we've got plenty of manufacturers of and outlets for that sort of gear here in the "Creative Capital of the World".
A woman I used to work with bought her dope from a bearded and tatooed craftsman of just such leather and chrome riveted accessories. She asked him "how do you know these things work?". He replied, "Me and my boyfriend, we try out every one just to make sure".
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Post #282,627
4/22/07 6:12:19 PM
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Don't ask unless you REALLY want to know the answer.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. (Herm Albright)
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Post #282,607
4/22/07 2:18:04 PM
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Wait. What kinda chocolate thing are you giving him?
Seamus
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Post #282,609
4/22/07 3:17:39 PM
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Oh, he knows.
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Post #282,611
4/22/07 3:28:35 PM
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What about us voyeurs? We want to know too.
Seamus
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Post #282,623
4/22/07 5:33:46 PM
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If I told you I'd have to kill you.
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Post #282,628
4/22/07 6:16:05 PM
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I guess not
Then I wouldn't get a chance to see a pix of you in the heels and the helmet.
Seamus
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Post #282,633
4/22/07 6:37:23 PM
4/22/07 6:40:30 PM
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Pix?
But you could see it all "in the flesh"! Only with a chain saw instead of the whip - a sight you'd remember for the rest of your life!
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Post #282,636
4/22/07 6:59:46 PM
4/22/07 7:12:38 PM
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It's that "rest of your life" thing I am worried about
Would like it to be a bit longer
Seamus

Edited by Seamus
April 22, 2007, 07:12:08 PM EDT

Edited by Seamus
April 22, 2007, 07:12:38 PM EDT
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Post #282,638
4/22/07 7:20:26 PM
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ICLRPD. (new thread)
Created as new thread #282637 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=282637|ICLRPD.]
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Post #282,667
4/23/07 2:32:05 AM
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Ya sure that's "the rest of your life" you're talking about?
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Post #282,724
4/23/07 10:28:11 AM
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after manuel and pedro you should be smilin
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Post #282,805
4/23/07 6:30:13 PM
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Cute. Very cute.
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