Post #280,293
4/1/07 9:17:51 PM
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We battle possums.
They like Dad's strawberrys, too, although they only nick the ripe fruit. He constructed a cage that goes over them, although it's been repaired a few tiems because they figured out how to open an older version.
Wade.
Is it enough to love Is it enough to breathe Somebody rip my heart out And leave me here to bleed
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Post #280,332
4/2/07 11:34:36 AM
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Re: We battle possums.
We have those, too, but they dont seem to bother the garden, except maybe to dig up the lawn a when they hunt for grubs. The skunks do that, too.
Not too long ago we had a possum playing dead on the trunk of our tree out front. It clung there for the longest time, staring at me with those beady little eyes. I stared back. A battle of wills. I finally poked it with a stick. It snarled, I ran in the house screaming like a little girl.
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Post #280,344
4/2/07 1:28:22 PM
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Yes, they are dangerous.
They have sharp teeth and crushing strong jaws. Further they are tough, kind of like a football partially inflated with water and chicken bones - and they're just too stupid to know they are dead.
I've dispatched plenty of possums with my trusty Swiss army knife, generally at 2:30 in the morning when they've managed to get into the pigeon coop, and believe me I'd rather not. The carbine would be a lot safer but it tends to disturb the neighbors more.
In any case, it is illegal to be a possum in the state of California.
Swiss Army knife.
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Post #280,372
4/2/07 5:39:38 PM
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Had to kill a rabbit last night
It was crossing the street in front of my house as I was coming out the front door, and a passing taxi caught it by the hind end. Broke both its legs and pelvis. I dispatched it with a shovel; while it was still trying to go (which was a truly sad sight to behold), there was no way it faced anything other than a lingering painful death.
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Post #280,396
4/2/07 9:01:53 PM
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Oh my
I dont know if I could do that. Even out of compassion. Then again, I couldnt leave it, either. I dont know what I'd do.
Andrew, on the other hand, sounds like he rather enjoys slaying the possums.
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Post #280,400
4/2/07 9:26:22 PM
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There's a beaver joke in there somewhere
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Post #280,403
4/2/07 9:45:50 PM
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Groan. How does your wife put up with you?
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Post #280,408
4/2/07 10:11:43 PM
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Years of practice
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Kip Hawley is still an idiot.
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Post #280,415
4/2/07 10:30:07 PM
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Any critter that rousts me out of bed . . .
. . at 2:30am needs to realize I'm not going to be pleased and there's going to be consequences.
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Post #280,416
4/2/07 10:31:34 PM
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Okay, now there's a *different* beaver joke in there
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Kip Hawley is still an idiot.
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Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link|http://DocHope.com|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats]. [link|http://DocHope.com|http://DocHope.com]
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Post #280,423
4/2/07 11:02:10 PM
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That's what I say :-)
Smile, Amy
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Post #280,434
4/3/07 4:44:23 AM
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Swiss Army "knife"? ITYM Swiss Army *bayonet*, n'est-ce pas?
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