They haven't made it work yet.

Post #269,290 by bepatient 10/3/06 10:57:34 AM Reply	They haven't made it work yet. But not for [link\|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine_Airlines_Flight_434\|lack of trying]...with one dead passenger already to show for the attempt. Poor bomb placement is likely all that saved flight 434. Too much of today's music is fashionable crap dressed as artistry._{Adrian Belew}
Post #269,301 by GBert 10/3/06 12:09:10 PM Reply	We're doomed Train a hamster to crawl into a vulnerable spot near control or fuel lines. Feed the hamster some liquids. Don't report the hamster missing once on board... [link\|http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/09/29/hamster.plane.ap/index.html?section=cnn_latest\|Escaped rodent grounds Austria flight] "In the United States today, we have more than our share of the pandering pundits of positivism." -- Spiro T. AghNews
Post #269,335 by Ashton 10/3/06 9:25:09 PM Reply	Theme for '06 Terrierism alert: al-Q and The Hamster Dance Two days before Electionism might occur: Wash DC, Office of the Advisor to the President, speaking from an undisclosed location: US aircraft to be grounded immediately. Your Fatherland Security Agency has discovered a plot whereby many psychologically-conditioned Aryans would be boarding aircraft all across Our Beloved Nation -- each carrying one or more rodents to be released surreptitiously, and at a strategic place in the aircraft. The plot was then, to reveal that this sabotage had been accomplished, but by not divulging the exact flights -- forcing a massive disruption to our Beloved Nation via the grounding of all aircraft, for your comfort, convenience and safety. Having uncovered this dastardly plot, and after strategic conference with Our President -- who exhibited his unique capacity for instantly deciding -- we have decided to ground all US aircraft, thus preempting this diabolical plan. -- Somewhere under Washington DC, our Beloved Nation's capital.

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