Just *now*?
Nah, you were goin' to Hell before. I mean, you're going through the Big D, right? That right there puts you in line for the Warmer Afterlife. Cracking jokes about furry animals with flat tails and wide smiles is minor compared to that!
-YendorMike, who already has his own handbasket crafted...
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin, 1759 Historical Review of Pennsylvania