A frigging insult? That's probably the kindest thing anybody could say about you, ya foul mouthed, over opinionated asshole.
You like to deal out the hard lines but don't like a minor ouchie? Pussie. I mean the 4 legged furry, tail wagging kind, not an honest cunt.
You're getting old and crotchety... sad when legends wither rather than going out cleanly. Well, you can continue to correct us about punctuation and grammer and shit. Not much of a living but if you're happy with it... I'll misspell things for you time to time to keep you in business. Or leave out commas... maybe put in an extra period in the elepsisssss