Oh my, my protecter.
Yeah, you felt singed a bit.
So what?
Bottom line, her comment was so minor, so innocuous, that while I responded, it was only worth a mildly humorous retort.
Jesus Wept!
Calm the fuck down.
Note: For any of you who want the full stripper stories, be sure to ask me at the next BeeP bash. This isn't something I'll ever post.
Also, just think, of all the twisted things that I've posted about, these cross the line.