Reminds me of a Gary Shandling joke
So I was having sex with this woman and she was really verbal, she just kept talking and talking while we were doing it and I was starting to find it distracting so finally I just had to say "Hey! Hang up the phone!"
(rimshot)
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush