Reminds me of a Gary Shandling joke

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by tuberculosis

11/12/05 1:06:23 AM

8/21/07 5:43:46 AM

Reminds me of a Gary Shandling joke

So I was having sex with this woman and she was really verbal, she just kept talking and talking while we were doing it and I was starting to find it distracting so finally I just had to say "Hey! Hang up the phone!"

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Edited by tuberculosis Aug. 21, 2007, 05:43:46 AM EDT

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Pain, terrible pain... - (Nightowl) - (55) - Nov. 10, 2005, 03:02:08 PM EST

I prescribe a double shot - (Silverlock) - (5) - Nov. 10, 2005, 03:40:18 PM EST

Not theThree Stooges. That's a guy thing. - (bionerd) - (4) - Nov. 10, 2005, 03:49:29 PM EST

Yeah, and everyone dies at the end, real uplifting -NT - (drewk) - (3) - Nov. 10, 2005, 04:16:13 PM EST

Not *everyone* dies. - (bionerd) - (1) - Nov. 10, 2005, 04:24:42 PM EST

Re: Not *everyone* dies. - (Nightowl) - Nov. 10, 2005, 06:11:18 PM EST

Worked in Blackadder -NT - (SpiceWare) - Nov. 10, 2005, 04:29:56 PM EST

I'm sorry. - (Another Scott) - (6) - Nov. 10, 2005, 04:39:00 PM EST

Re: I'm sorry. - (Nightowl) - (5) - Nov. 10, 2005, 08:14:48 PM EST

The LRPD chimes in with some advice for the next - (Ashton) - Nov. 10, 2005, 08:10:01 PM EST

So Long - And Thanks For All the Fish! - (gdaustin) - (3) - Nov. 12, 2005, 10:57:05 AM EST

Hey, I still think digital watches are a neat idea! -NT - (bepatient) - (2) - Nov. 12, 2005, 10:58:28 AM EST

ZSWWAAAASLAP! - (gdaustin) - Nov. 12, 2005, 11:14:45 AM EST

Not only that, but I want one for xmas. - (pwhysall) - Nov. 12, 2005, 01:17:26 PM EST

Spaceballs - (imqwerky) - (24) - Nov. 10, 2005, 04:50:58 PM EST

Add sex to the prescription. -NT - (Steve Lowe) - (23) - Nov. 10, 2005, 05:22:13 PM EST

Believe me, we've been trying! ;) -NT - (Nightowl) - (8) - Nov. 10, 2005, 06:10:29 PM EST

"Do or do not... there is no try." - Yoda -NT - (Steve Lowe) - Nov. 10, 2005, 06:29:50 PM EST

So....what's been going wrong? - (tuberculosis) - (6) - Aug. 21, 2007, 05:41:56 AM EDT

NO! For the love of whatever you hold holy, don't answer. -NT - (drewk) - Nov. 11, 2005, 05:21:48 PM EST

I wondered - (Steve Lowe) - (2) - Nov. 11, 2005, 08:37:02 PM EST

Did I mention - (tuberculosis) - (1) - Aug. 21, 2007, 05:43:52 AM EDT

Sorry to hear that - (Nightowl) - Nov. 12, 2005, 11:50:25 AM EST

Two simple things - (Nightowl) - (1) - Nov. 11, 2005, 11:35:39 PM EST

Reminds me of a Gary Shandling joke - (tuberculosis) - Aug. 21, 2007, 05:43:46 AM EDT

Oh sure, bring that up. - (bionerd) - (13) - Nov. 11, 2005, 09:40:19 AM EST

Ummm . . . are you sure about that 'regular basis'? - (Andrew Grygus) - (12) - Nov. 11, 2005, 11:40:30 AM EST

Well, no. I'm not sure - (bionerd) - Nov. 11, 2005, 12:21:08 PM EST

At the risk of the TMI factor... - (imqwerky) - (10) - Nov. 11, 2005, 12:35:00 PM EST

Yes - (Steve Lowe) - Nov. 11, 2005, 12:42:15 PM EST

So you went to the beep bash to have sex? -NT - (tuberculosis) - (8) - Aug. 21, 2007, 05:41:54 AM EDT

where was I when >that< happened? -NT - (bepatient) - (4) - Nov. 11, 2005, 05:33:32 PM EST

____ ____ ___ wanna see it again? -NT - (Ashton) - (3) - Nov. 11, 2005, 09:59:44 PM EST

:-) -NT - (Steve Lowe) - Nov. 11, 2005, 10:15:41 PM EST

:-) -NT - (Steve Lowe) - Nov. 11, 2005, 10:15:52 PM EST

If I wanted to be in therapy for the next 5 years, maybe. -NT - (n3jja) - Nov. 11, 2005, 10:15:59 PM EST

*That's* why people love this party. - (bionerd) - (2) - Nov. 12, 2005, 10:13:28 AM EST

Pencil you in....for what? The party or the -NT - (jbrabeck) - Nov. 12, 2005, 11:25:02 AM EST

okay, do you want pencil neck or? -NT - (boxley) - Nov. 12, 2005, 08:04:20 PM EST

well look at the bright side - (boxley) - (2) - Nov. 10, 2005, 10:43:38 PM EST

Maybe so... but Owls 2, SIL 0 ;) - (Nightowl) - (1) - Nov. 10, 2005, 11:52:07 PM EST

Bet it felt good - nice one! -NT - (Meerkat) - Nov. 11, 2005, 06:02:00 AM EST

ah, Jesus, am I the *only* one here who...? (new thread) - (rcareaga) - Nov. 10, 2005, 11:56:52 PM EST

Shawshank Redmeption. -NT - (folkert) - (8) - Nov. 11, 2005, 12:43:15 PM EST

It was the longest night of her life? -NT - (boxley) - (7) - Nov. 11, 2005, 01:42:26 PM EST

No, the movie. Geez-Leweez, you're a geezer! - (folkert) - (6) - Nov. 11, 2005, 03:11:15 PM EST

I love that movie! Good suggestion,Greg. - (imqwerky) - (4) - Nov. 11, 2005, 03:17:45 PM EST

Tell Critter it's time for the HFT. -NT - (Another Scott) - (3) - Nov. 11, 2005, 03:24:59 PM EST

Insanity, confusion, disorientation... - (imqwerky) - (2) - Nov. 11, 2005, 03:41:54 PM EST

Ha! -NT - (Another Scott) - Nov. 11, 2005, 04:55:12 PM EST

Well there's another. ICLRPD (new thread) - (Steve Lowe) - Nov. 11, 2005, 08:39:15 PM EST

yabbut he also had the longest night of his life - (boxley) - Nov. 11, 2005, 10:29:55 PM EST

I thought it was a Spock/Horta mindmeld reference. - (altmann) - (3) - Nov. 11, 2005, 04:18:07 PM EST

:-) -NT - (Another Scott) - Nov. 11, 2005, 04:57:08 PM EST

Fore..____I say, FORE! -NT - (Ashton) - Nov. 11, 2005, 09:41:37 PM EST

Huh huh, He said "Balls" -NT - (imqwerky) - Nov. 12, 2005, 05:34:56 PM EST

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