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Post #231,244

by Ashton

10/27/05 8:57:22 PM

Try this -

(as told to)

Guy in Yuppie Villa front room, white carpet, sofa, accessories.. the whole hog including the postage, from (Bau) Haus Wunderbar -

Is fixing up the fireplace grate, respraying with black hi-temp paint, etc.
Phone rings; intriguing; sets paint can down

___ goes into other room

Blah blah blah ...

{time}

BLAM!!!

Rushes back.
Yeah, he'd set it down, alright. On the (hot circulating water-type) heater top.

No description necessary; Imagine the .. aftermath

.. the dope-slaps unto unconsciousness

Just when I thought I was having a good day! - (Nightowl) - (48) - Oct. 26, 2005, 05:14:57 PM EDT

Er, that's a "nice lunch"? - (admin) - (20) - Oct. 26, 2005, 05:16:01 PM EDT

Translate for the brit, please. - (pwhysall) - (15) - Oct. 26, 2005, 05:17:20 PM EDT

Pseudo-Italian crapasta in a can - (admin) - (13) - Oct. 26, 2005, 05:18:38 PM EDT

Gotcha - (pwhysall) - (12) - Oct. 26, 2005, 05:24:19 PM EDT

Re: Gotcha - (Nightowl) - Oct. 26, 2005, 05:27:25 PM EDT

Leek and potato soup for me. -NT - (admin) - Oct. 26, 2005, 05:27:46 PM EDT

Translate for Yanquis please: - (jb4) - (9) - Oct. 27, 2005, 11:29:50 AM EDT

s /rashers/stones HTH. -NT - (Another Scott) - (2) - Oct. 27, 2005, 11:33:52 AM EDT

:-\ufffd - (jb4) - (1) - Oct. 28, 2005, 06:10:36 PM EDT

I thought it was rather clever, but then I'm easily amused. -NT - (Another Scott) - Oct. 28, 2005, 07:01:05 PM EDT

two slices of bacon or sidemeat -NT - (boxley) - Oct. 27, 2005, 12:41:42 PM EDT

Like it says in your dictionaries: - (pwhysall) - Oct. 28, 2005, 01:31:29 AM EDT

You don't call them rashers? Wow. Consider me duly educated. -NT - (Meerkat) - (2) - Oct. 28, 2005, 07:31:42 AM EDT

Attrition, I'd think - (Ashton) - Oct. 28, 2005, 04:19:01 PM EDT

Yeah...here we call them "slices" -- HTH! - (jb4) - Oct. 28, 2005, 06:12:36 PM EDT

Whenever we go to the Original Pancake House - (imqwerky) - Oct. 28, 2005, 06:42:33 PM EDT

It is famous as the very definition of . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Oct. 26, 2005, 09:25:20 PM EDT

Sure... - (Nightowl) - (1) - Oct. 26, 2005, 05:25:24 PM EDT

Try this: (new thread) - (admin) - Oct. 26, 2005, 05:37:35 PM EDT

That's nothing - (bionerd) - (1) - Oct. 27, 2005, 12:38:59 PM EDT

Vegetable soup > Chef Boyardee -NT - (admin) - Oct. 27, 2005, 02:38:27 PM EDT

Who invented Venetian Blinds?? - (Nightowl) - (21) - Oct. 26, 2005, 05:38:25 PM EDT

A small tribe indigenous to the coast of Italy... -NT - (admin) - Oct. 26, 2005, 05:39:08 PM EDT

Venetians, funnily enough. -NT - (pwhysall) - Oct. 26, 2005, 05:43:19 PM EDT

I just take mine down (takes just a moment) . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Oct. 26, 2005, 09:29:22 PM EDT

Burned skin burns, yes. - (static) - (17) - Oct. 27, 2005, 12:08:52 AM EDT

Okay - (Nightowl) - (16) - Oct. 27, 2005, 12:13:37 AM EDT

Burn treatment - (jake123) - (15) - Oct. 27, 2005, 01:10:02 PM EDT

Thanks - (Nightowl) - Oct. 27, 2005, 01:25:47 PM EDT

bush burn, cooled teabag and willow or alder leaves on wound -NT - (boxley) - (13) - Oct. 27, 2005, 01:41:16 PM EDT

IMMEDIATELY and BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE - (pwhysall) - (12) - Oct. 28, 2005, 01:23:19 AM EDT

First thing I did. Must have worked wonders. :) - (Nightowl) - Oct. 28, 2005, 01:35:13 AM EDT

Right after removing the source of the burn. -NT - (Steve Lowe) - (2) - Oct. 28, 2005, 01:50:12 AM EDT

Well, yes... - (pwhysall) - (1) - Oct. 28, 2005, 01:53:04 AM EDT

Well, in my case - (Nightowl) - Oct. 28, 2005, 01:56:55 AM EDT

nearest stream might be miles away -NT - (boxley) - (7) - Oct. 28, 2005, 10:52:30 AM EDT

Yeah, exactly - (jake123) - (6) - Oct. 28, 2005, 12:19:15 PM EDT

These days if you're that far out you prob want a sat phone. - (Another Scott) - Oct. 28, 2005, 12:48:08 PM EDT

And how many people is that going to apply to? - (pwhysall) - (4) - Oct. 28, 2005, 03:44:37 PM EDT

Re: And how many people is that going to apply to? - (jake123) - (1) - Oct. 28, 2005, 04:22:28 PM EDT

Good points. - (Another Scott) - Oct. 28, 2005, 05:03:16 PM EDT

More than you'd think - (drewk) - (1) - Oct. 28, 2005, 04:48:09 PM EDT

Yeah, and up here is even bigger, and a tenth of the people - (jake123) - Oct. 28, 2005, 07:22:27 PM EDT

A real mess is knocking over a bottle of wine - (lister) - (4) - Oct. 27, 2005, 11:05:56 AM EDT

Sounds like fun -- NOT! - (Nightowl) - (2) - Oct. 27, 2005, 01:29:53 PM EDT

ICLRPD - (jake123) - (1) - Oct. 27, 2005, 02:22:46 PM EDT

Argh, and ICLRPD (new thread) - (jake123) - Oct. 27, 2005, 02:29:13 PM EDT

Try this - - (Ashton) - Oct. 27, 2005, 08:57:22 PM EDT

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